words in movies
Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Chandler: No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Oh, theyre a hoot.
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Phoebe: Youre the best. Thanks. Oh!
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Joey: Well, youre amazing.
Chandler: Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Ross: All right, gentlemen, youre up first.
Phoebe: Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldnt be together, y'know. And youre gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.
Ross: Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay were never gonna get along.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Tim: Youre not wearing the patch yet.
Monica: Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When Youre Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: Please tell me youre stopping now.
Phoebe: Oh, she sees him! Oh, theyre hugging!
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Joey: Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!
Joey: Were 29, were not women.
Tim: Youre an excellent patient!
Joey: So, were having fun, right?
Joey: Because! Youre mean on the boat!
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Ross: Yknow, youre right. Thank you.
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Phoebe: Wow! You really go all out when youre expecting company.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Ross: Theyre not a couple!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Joey: Youre gonna have to pee on it.
Ross: Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
Phil: With him? Youre is favourite, youre his guy!
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Chandler: It just doesnt feel like were breaking up.
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: Hey! Youre wearing pants!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Phoebe: And youre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youre kind (kisses him on the lips)
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Passenger: You say you love this man, yet youre about to ruin the happiest day of his life. Im afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Monica: I think youre done.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Ross: (to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Joey: I think youre right.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Monica: Theyre green?
Rachel: What? Shut up! Were winning!
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Emily: Were getting married!
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Ross: And youre afraid you wont be able to fill his shoes.