words in movies
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Youre all gonna be aunts and uncles.
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Rachel: (touches his knee) Im pregnant. (Ross stops.) Ross? (Ross is staring off into space.) Ross? (Ross is still frozen) Okay, whenever youre ready. (Sits back and opens her magazine.) And youre the father by the waybut you got that
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Phoebe: Oh hey hi, hes doing it. Hes breaking down the door. (The chair breaks in half.) Okay, were in. (She hangs up the phone.)
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Ross: Youre welcome.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Well, youre-youre sweating.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
David: Okay, were good.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Chandler: But youre still my friend?
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Chandler: So? What? What? Theyre gone! Monicas gonna freak!
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Chandler: Were back!
(Ross mouths to Chandler, "Thank you," and he mouths, "Youre welcome," back.)
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Joey: Youre welcome buddy.
Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Phoebe: Youre gonna get pregnant.
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, youre up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Chandler: So youre just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Monica: (simultaneously) Youre fired!
Monica: Youre fired.
Chandler: Youre an actor!
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Phoebe: But theyre not!
Chandler: Youre Spudnik.
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Ross: Youre moving?
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
Ross: Yeah, were done.
Monica: Theyre my pants!