words in movies
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Chandler: Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Well, youre-youre sweating.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
David: Okay, were good.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Chandler: But youre still my friend?
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Chandler: So? What? What? Theyre gone! Monicas gonna freak!
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Chandler: Were back!
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
(Ross mouths to Chandler, "Thank you," and he mouths, "Youre welcome," back.)
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Ross: Youre welcome.
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Joey: Youre welcome buddy.
Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Phoebe: Youre gonna get pregnant.
The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, youre up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Chandler: So youre just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Monica: (simultaneously) Youre fired!
Monica: Youre fired.
Chandler: Youre an actor!
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Chandler: Youre Spudnik.
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Phoebe: But theyre not!
Mr. Franklin: Youre a joker Bing. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Joey: Check the freezer. If theres none in there, then were probably out. Are you just getting in from work? Its late.
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)