words in movies
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Chandler: Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Chandler: Oh relax man, relax. Youre looking a little flushed.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: (faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Monica: (To Chandler) You think were being obvious?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Joey: I think youre right.
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.
Monica: Joey! Youre doing great!
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Chandler: Youre turning into a woman.
Joey: Hey, youre the one that loves the picture.
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: All right Chandler, youre up.
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)
Ross: Yknow what? Youre just upset because youre losing.
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Joey: Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Ross: Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Phoebe: Youre on!
Phoebe: Fine! Youre on!
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Ross: Were having a baby.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Ross: I really think theyre out of rooms.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Ross: Sweetie youre doing great.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Joey: Okay, firstfirst of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), youre looking down, keep looking down
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think youre gonna like this a little better, cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)
Chandler: Well now-now youre just talking crazy.
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Ross: Were so lucky.
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.