words in movies
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Chandler: Look you have to realize I dont think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. (Monica glares at him.) See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is youre Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Monica: Theyre my pants!
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Chandler: Youre right, this is more fun.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Rachel: Oh, were leaving. Bye Kash.
Phoebe: No, youre too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!
Rachel: Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.
Kyle: Were gonna give it another try.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Monica: Theyre mine!
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
Stu: When theyre hookers.
Phoebe: Wow! Theyre beautiful!
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Ross: (finds the word in the book) Ezel! (Reads the translation.) Hey Gunther! Youre an ezel!
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Phoebe: Youre welcome.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Joey: Youre my friend!
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
Joey: Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!
Monica: Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Chandler: Okay, so thats it, everybody knows! Its official, were moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Ross: Uh, no. No, were not.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Ross: Youre looking!
Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?
The Director: But youre supposed to work on Monday.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Chandler: Oh, its so hard to care when youre this relaxed.
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Chandler: Youre not?
Chandler: Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Chandler: And yet you dont recognize that youre crazy.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Joey: (nodding knowingly) Now youre thinking you gotta sleep with him.
Ross: What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyre uh theyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Don: Youre kidding me!
Chandler: Well, youre not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Chandler: Oh relax man, relax. Youre looking a little flushed.
Gunther: So I understand youre looking for a place.
Joey: Thats your move? Boy Rach, youre lucky youre hot.
Ross: (faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Joey: Hey youre right. Yeah, its kinda been like us again a little bit.
Rachel: Thank you were so excited
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Joey: I think youre right.
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?