words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
Phoebe: Op, the ruined quiches are ready.
Ursula: Okay, I know that I went to that all ready.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Monica: Ready?
Chandler: Ready!
Monica: Ready!
Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?
Phoebe: Ready?
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Casting Director #1: Whenever youre ready.
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Man: Ready to go?
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: Its okay, Im ready.
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Chandler: All right, ready?
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.