words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading the paper and Chandler is getting ready for work.]
Phoebe: Op, the ruined quiches are ready.
Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Rachel: What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Joey: So, are you ready to go?
Chandler: Okay. Ive been thinking about it too, and I, I think were ready.
Ross: All right, ready?
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Chandler: You ready?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
Rachel: Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Ursula: Okay, I know that I went to that all ready.
CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Joey: Youre ready to have a baby? My boys all grown up!
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
Monica: Ready!
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Monica: Ready?
Chandler: Ready!
Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.
[Scene: Recording studio. Phoebe is getting ready to record Smelly Cat.]
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Casting Director #1: Whenever youre ready.
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?
Phoebe: Ready?
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Man: Ready to go?
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Tag: Im ready for more.
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]