words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Phoebe: Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Phoebe: Well, freaked. Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alices like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.
Monica: Really?! How much?!
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Phoebe: All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, yknow just remember that its still really early, okay so, if it says that Im not pregnant, that doesnt mean that Im not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I dont go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
The Interviewer: I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.
Phoebe: Your kid is seven?! (Ross nods, "Yes.") (To the rest) Hes really small. (To Ross) Please! Please get the tickets!
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here.
(She pulls Joey towards her and dances really close to him.)
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, she's really into history and foreign movies... And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves puzzles?
Ross: It really was.
Phoebe: But Im a professional! And Im really good! Look, if youre uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Ross: Its possible, they have really sharp edges.
Rachel: No-no, its really not huge.
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Hums While He Pees: I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss andOh no! No! No! My God!
Rachel: Really?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Is he right? Am I reallyAm I awful?
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Cashier: Really?! That is so cool!
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Chandler: Really?
Chandler: (relieved) Really?!
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Chandler: You really want to take me?
Dina: I cant believe shes really gone. Look around you, all of this is ours. (They move into kiss but; theyre stopped by Joey entering with a huge bandage wrapped around his head.)
Joey: You liked it? You really liked it?
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Ross: Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.
Ross: I really think theyre out of rooms.
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Joey: (looks in the window) Hes not really my type.
Ross: (softly) Really?
Rachel: Okay. Thank you. Thats great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because theres this really cute shoe store that has like this little
Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.
Joey: Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
Rachel: Really?
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Chandler: Then, I might as well � (grabs the cigarettes) do this (lights one, exhales). Not really sure what to do now.
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.
Rachel: Really?! Even Ross?
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Phoebe: Really?
Ross starts playing with a plate: Woah. Woah... <nearly really drops the plate and more seriously> Woah.
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.
Chandler: You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?
Joey: Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.
Rachel: We really are.
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Ross: Oh my god, this really hurts!!!
Joey: Really?
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Done. Oh good, really?
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Monica: Really?
Mike: Really?
Joey: really, great, did I actually ask you?
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
Ross: yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something.
Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..
Hayley: I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you
Ross: Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that ones not really our fault.
Monica:: really?
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
Chandler: Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?
The Woman: It-its really heavy.
Phoebe: Really? Lee Majors is hot!
Cecilia: That is a tricky one. Well, Joey I really wanna thank you. Youve, well you made a very difficult time for me a little less painful.
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Prospective nanny: Not really.
Phoebe: It really is.
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Phoebe: Really? Chandler?
Joey: Thats the title! Yeah! Yknow they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Rachel: She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!
Ross: Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Joey: Really? Do you not know Chandler?
Phoebe: But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.
Chandler: Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Chandler: I cant even believe this! I really come off that badly?