words in movies
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Humm, really?
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Chandler: Richard!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Why?
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: You are?
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
Richard: Great!