words in movies
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: But you're not.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ALL: Bye, Richard.
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: Its good to see you.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Okay.
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richard: Hello.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
RICHARD: Neither am I.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.