words in movies
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Chandler: Richard!
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Richard: Why?
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: You are?
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Richard: All right.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: I found the picture!
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: No!
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.