words in movies
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Chandler: Richard!
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Richard: Hi!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Hi.
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Richard: Working with blind kids.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: Great!
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: All right.
Richard: No!
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: As were you.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!