words in movies
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Chandler: Richard!
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Richard: Working with blind kids.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: No I didnt.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: All right.
Richard: No!
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.