words in movies
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Ursula: Right, okay, the one that lives in Montuak, umm-hmm.
Ursula: Well, its pretty much the gist. Well, except for the poem. You read the poem, right?
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Joey: All right. (gets up)
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Chandler: Okay. All right.
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
Joey: All right, so well get a little coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Joey: That's right!
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Joey: You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work.
Monica: Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)
Rachel: Right?
Gary: All right.
Rachel: Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Ross: Hero, I uh, I dont knowwell, all right.
Phoebe: Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
MR. BOYLE: All right, there was none. Let's talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
Cookie: No kiddin, thats the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
JOEY: All right look.� (He walks to the hallway.)� If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
Chandler: You're pretending the pillow's a girl right?
Chandler: (pause) Yeah, you're right about that.
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Ross: All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Joey: That's right baby.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
Dr. Harad: All right. Here's your first baby.
Gary: All right.
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Phoebe: All right. (she releases him). He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat.
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?
Joey: What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)
Monica: All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Yknow? And it turns out I was wrong. And now its lodged in my throat. (Mimics a cat trying to cough up a hairball.) (He does it again.)
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Monica: (from her bedroom) Okay! Ill be right out. Im slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty.
All: All right, fine.
Ross: All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.
Ross: All right, bye!
Monica: Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Joey: (pointing to the TV) Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. Thats called a scrum, okay? Its kinda like a huddle.
Rachel: All right.
Phoebe: Right. (She turns and opens her eyes in shock.)
Ross: All right!
Rachel: All right.
Monica: All right.
Rachel: All right!
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Monica: Aww, not right now.
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
Monica: But we can go, right?
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Phoebe: Oh, right! (Hands Monica back her sunglasses.)
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
JOEY: All right.� All right.� Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh?� (He checks the bathroom shaking the bat.� Then he proceeds to their bedroom.)� Bwa-ah-ah!
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: All right! Hey-hey!
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Ross: All right, I just wanted to check.
Ross: You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)
Ross: Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Chandler: All right!
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. (The woman calls her bluff.) (Screaming at no one in particular) Backup! Backup!!
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Chandler and Monica: All right.
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Chandler: Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?
Joey: All right. All right.
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
The Teacher: All right, let's move on.
Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?
Ross: All right. All right, Ill do it.
Monica: Y'know go! Go! Right there! (Points)
The Dry Cleaner: Thats right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
Phoebe: Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Chandler: All right.
Frank Sr.: All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father.