words in movies
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybodys allowed one mistake, right?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Chandler: All right!
Joey: So I got your car, its right outside.
All: Oh, yeah! Right!
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
Joey: I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
Ross: Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Chandler: Oh, right, right, shut up.
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Chandler: Listen Phoebe, hes right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.
Joey: But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I dont know anything about technology! I cant even use Chandlers computer except to find porn! And-and thats only cause its right there when you turn it on!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Joey: All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.
Phoebe: All right.
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Chandler: You know, it's... (sees the feeding taking place next to him) something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. (Goes into the kitchen)
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found the ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000 (goes to the counter).
MONICA: [entering] All right. Tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
Phoebe: All right. I gotta go. I have break up with Vince.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Joey: That's right I am! (Opens drawer and rummages through it. Rachel enters)
Phoebe: So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!
Rachel: Yeah right.
Chandler: Look, I-Im just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up Im moving right back in with you!
Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.
Chandler: All right, bye-bye now!
Phoebe: All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.
Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, its enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and itsIm notits just not funny anymore!
Monica: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
All: Yeah! Right!
Monica: All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, Ill take care of the rest.
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
Joey: All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!
Rachel: He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
Chandler: But the Kit-Kats are all right?!
Phoebe: Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice? (Thinks of something) All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!
Jill: Right! But, I am sorry.
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Monica: Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)
Girl: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think.
Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Monica: Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
JOEY: You guys are messin' with me, right?
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
PHOEBE: Oh all right, then I guess we're going back into the hallway.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, right now.
Ross: Right, they are scary. (He jumps up, screaming) Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: We can? All right, I'm tryin' that.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....
Rachel: Thats all right. (to her friends) I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?
Ross: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Ross: No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Rachel: I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Joey: Right. No big deal.
Ross: Right.
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
Ross: All right everyone, lift! (They and try to lift the car, of course it doesnt raise up) And slide!! (Everyone leans over, but the car still does not move.)
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
Danny: Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back. (He heads off.)
Phoebe: All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why dont you stick around. You can sit right there.
Phoebe: All right, fine, fine, but if youre my next victim, dont come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.
Salon girl: Ok. Very good. Have a seat right over here Mr. Bing and Sonia will be right with you.
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Ursula: (sarcastic) Right! Okay. (Hands Phoebe her births certificate.)
Ross: You all right?
Chandler: Lets just say if I cant find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.
Joey: Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be really really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.