words in movies
Ross: With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!
Ross: Wheres my ring? My dead grandmothers wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where its been.)
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
(Monicas entrance makes Phoebe try to hide the ring by putting it in her mouth.)
(She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back.)
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
Rachel: The ring from the cave, yeah.
Joey: Ohh, no, no. Were not going to just sit. (Joey sits down and hits the speed dial button on the phone.) Shhh. (It begins to ring.)
Chandler: Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesnt say cool anymore.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me...
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)
(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Chandler: Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Doug: No, its a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. Were gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Customer: I dont know. (Pause) Let me see the ring.
Chandler: Yeah, check out the ring. (Shows it to them.)
Chandler: Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!
Chandler: It was the ring!
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Chandler: Check out the ring.
Mike: (puts on a fake smile) Where else would lame Mr. No Balls hide it? (he takes the ring from the cake, and cleans it with a napkin)
Ross: Yeah, yeah you have the ring?
Phoebe: If she says no, can I have the ring?
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Monica: I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing (Points to her wedding ring.)
Monica: Well, she saw the ring.
Chandler: Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Phoebe: Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Phoebe: Oh! Oop! (Hands him back the ring.)
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Joey: Pheebs, give me the ring back!
Chandler: Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for thisAh-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! Youre the worst best man ever!
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, its a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
Wendy: So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger.)
Phoebe: So whose ring is it?
Ross: I didnt give her that ring!
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Chandler: So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? (Gives Joey a little squeeze.)
Chandler: Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?
Phoebe: Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure.]
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
David: I have a ring.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
(Mike puts the ring on her finger)
Amanda: Let’s see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.
Male Jeweler: (angrily) Are you interested in this ring?!
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Joey: Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)
Ross: Im the ring bearer.
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
Rachel: Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
Rachel: No? So youre saying that if I called it, it wouldnt ring?
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Ross: Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe kinda wanted ah start things up again.
Ross: God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!
Ross: Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.
Sally: Hi, I'm Sally. So, no ring. Can I assume you are also a single parent?
Chandler: It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldnt give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!
Phoebe: Its not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! Its a beautiful ring!
Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)
Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.
Joey: Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)