words in movies
MRS. GELLER: Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
MR. GELLER: Uhh, naa, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold. [shuffles her into her room]
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]
PHOEBE: [Standing in living room with Chandler and Joey. She pulls a huge bathing suit out of a box] Hey, Mon, what is this?
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap.]
Rachel: Okay, um, I...(Phoebe walks into her room.) All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you.
(They walk into the living room.)
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what?
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Ross: Okay? (goes into the living room)
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
(He goes into another room to get his projector and notes. While hes gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
Joey: Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin uh, Im gonna have an extra room over at my place
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Rachel: Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! (runs to her room to get her money)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.]
Joey: (his mood changes instantly) Just when I thought we could be friends. (he leaves the room)
[Scene: The delivery room, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Rachels old room, Ross and Joey enter.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Scene: Rosss Hotel Room, he is letting Chandler in.]
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
[Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.]
[Scene: The Coma Guy's Room, Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe. There is no sign of Coma Guy. His bed is empty.]
(Rachel waves her hands in disgust and starts to head for her room.)
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Cecilia: So, the essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So, when Jessica enters a room for instance, she owns everything and every person in that room. (Joey is nodding.) You try.
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)
<Ross goes into Rachel's room>
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Phoebe: I am soo dead. (goes to Monicas room)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?