words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Rachel: Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! (runs to her room to get her money)
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
(Joey comes out of his room)
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
(The agency guy enters the room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Rachel: My God, get a room!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(Ross enters the room)
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
(Monica enters the room)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
(Mike enters the room).
(Joey comes out from his room)
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
(Chandler and Monica enter the room)
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Joey: What? I get my own room?
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
Phoebe: (from the other side of the room) Yeah!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey.
(Rachel enters the room)
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork. The band stops.]
Phoebe: (picks up a dress) Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Phoebe: (calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?
(Monica talks loudly in the baby's room)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Chandler: Well, I did and it hurt. (they walk towards the bar) That's when I wrote the song: "Betrayal In The Common Room".
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Ross and Susan are coaching Carol.]
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate.]
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
Chandler: Jeez, man did you fall..(sees its a beautiful woman coming out of the mens room) Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel is attending to Emma. Amy is standing behind her.]
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachels hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)
(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know whats with the duck.)
Joey: Yeah, shes been in there all day (Points to her room), uh high fever, a nose problem Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegm-phlegm-phlegm!
Monica: This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
[Scene: Sarahs bedroom, her room is decorated with a space motif.]
(Rachel comes out of her room and starts staring at him unseen)
(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)
Phoebe: No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough! (Phoebe goes into the living room.) Hey, widow?
Chandler: Oh actually, Id rather you Yeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.
Joey: No, no, no! (Starts looking around the room, terrified) Don't drop by, don't drop by!