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(Chandler and Monica enter the room)
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
[Scene: Guest room. Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him. Ross enters the room.]
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey.
(Rachel enters the room)
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
(Phoebe and Rachel enter the living room.)
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Rachel: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Phoebe: (from the other side of the room) Yeah!
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Chandler: Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
Chandler: Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll take it.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.]
Joey: A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his "dramatic reading") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!
Joey: No-no, stay right there. (Monica stops and Joey flips her a pancake, which flies over her head and lands in the living room.) Gettin closer.
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
Rachel: Petty... (goes into her room)
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Chandler: No, Im not mocking you, (in a mocking voice) or you beautiful guest room. (Exits.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Joey: (entering from the dining room) Hey.
Monica: Thats right. (A noise comes from the living room.) Did you hear something?
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Phoebe: All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
Chandler: Night-night.....Janice. (he starts thinking to him self) 'Look at all that room on her side, you good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug and roll time. I'm huggin', I'm huggin', your rollin', and....yes! Freedom! (his one arm is still under her) Except for this arm! I'm stuck. Stuck arm! Okay, time for the old table cloth trick, one fluid motion. Quick like a cat, quick like a cat! And 1...2...3!' (Pulls his arm out from under her and she is spun off of the bed.)
Joey: All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
Joey: (He looks around the room) This isnt the right room, sorry folks. (leaves)
Emily: I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]
Chandler: I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.
Monica: I cant do it! (Ross falls into Monicas room)
(The chain breaks loose from the wall, and because Joey was pushing with all his might, he propells into the kitchen, towards the table with all the food. This table has wheels underneath it, and when Joey falls on this table, he rides into the living room, with all the food falling off, until finally Joey also falls off... Joey gets up quickly, a bit agitated, and acting as nothing happened. He is covered in food stains.)
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
[Chandler and Monica head out with some stuff. Phoebe comes out of her room with a bag.]
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
[Scene: The waiting room, Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches.]
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys hotel room. Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat.]
Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I I really miss downstairs.
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and )
CHANDLER: [singing to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood] Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
(Chandler walks into the living room, and sees all of Joeys sisters, all wearing red.)
Phoebe: Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Joey: Great Great and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didnt want to make a big deal out of this, you know. (She starts to collect all the girlie stuff up.) You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to.
Joey: Twelve hundred dollars? You think I have $1200? Im home in the middle of the day, and I got patio furniture in my living room. I guess theres a few things you dont get from book learnin.
Cecilia: Well, you certainly own that room.
(Monica goes into Rachels room.)
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Rachel: Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.
(Joey falls backwards into the room)
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Monica: (re-entering) Im gonna start getting ready! (Goes back into her room.)
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
[Scene: An Emergency Room, Rachel and Monica enter. Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.]
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Rachel: (bursts into the room) Joey! Joey!
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
[Phoebe comes back from Rachels old room.]
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Carol is holding the infant.]
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.
ROSS: Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards.]
(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room.)
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Phoebe: (no accent) Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are received) which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I... I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at least I don't pay taxes, huh... (everyone in the room finds it a bit surreal, which Phoebe realises and starts to talk in the accent again) So... where does everyone summer?