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[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe).
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
(Joey falls backwards into the room)
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Waiter: Well, I hope, you got some room left.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
CHANDLER: All right.� Well, I'll check the guest room.
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Phoebe: Get a room!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
(Ross leaves the room)
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
(Joey comes out of his room)
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
(The agency guy enters the room)
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
Rachel: My God, get a room!