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[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe).
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
(Joey falls backwards into the room)
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
Phoebe: Get a room!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
(Ross leaves the room)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
(Joey comes out of his room)
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
(The agency guy enters the room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
Rachel: My God, get a room!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
(Monica enters the room)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
(Mike enters the room).
(Joey comes out from his room)
(Ross enters the room)
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Joey: What? I get my own room?
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
(Chandler and Monica enter the room)
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey.
(Rachel enters the room)
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
Phoebe: (picks up a dress) Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
Phoebe: (from the other side of the room) Yeah!
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork. The band stops.]
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss, Dr. Leedbetter walks in.]
Phoebe: (calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?
(Monica talks loudly in the baby's room)