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[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) And make sure our room isn't next to theirs (points to Phoebe).
[Scene: Ross's hotel room. Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop]
[Scene: Ross's room. Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously]
(Ross and Charlie walk into the hall from Ross's room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. She is watching the Weather Channel on TV.]
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
(Joey falls backwards into the room)
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Phoebe: I am soo dead. (goes to Monicas room)
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Waiter: Well, I hope, you got some room left.
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
CHANDLER: All right.� Well, I'll check the guest room.
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
Phoebe: Get a room!
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
(Ross leaves the room)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?