words in movies
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.
(They wait for Joey to go into his room and close the door and then start making out again.)
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)
Rachel: Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.
(Rachel waves her hands in disgust and starts to head for her room.)
[Scene: The Men's room, Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands.]
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Chandler: Joey, can I talk to you for a second? (He grabs him and starts to drag Joey into Monica's room.)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Cecilia: So, the essence of the character is rooted in her confidence. So, when Jessica enters a room for instance, she owns everything and every person in that room. (Joey is nodding.) You try.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]
Rachel: (coming from her room) Hi, sweetie.
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)
<Ross goes into Rachel's room>
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Rachel: (Emma starts crying in the other room) Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!
[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Phoebe: I am soo dead. (goes to Monicas room)
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)
[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Waiter: Well, I hope, you got some room left.
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
CHANDLER: All right.� Well, I'll check the guest room.
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Phoebe: Get a room!
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.