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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
Ross: Whats up?
Ross: Oh my God. (Hugs Chandler.) Congratulations.
Ross: Where is she?
Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "Im gay! Im gay!" Can I bring her in?
Chandler: (To Ross) Okay, you get her in here. (To Joey) You bolt the door. Ill be in the closet.
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Ross: Thanks.
Ross: Well sure. But I get married all the time so
Ross: You okay?
Ross: You mean, weyou and me?
Ross: Oh good, you scared me for a minute.
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Ross: Surely you can think of something good.
Ross: What?
Ross: Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
Ross: My hands?
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: (to his hands) Way to go guys. Yknow, you-you were really good at the stuff too.
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Ross: A what?
Ross: One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?
Ross: No.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break. Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel.]
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Ross: It is! It is!
Monica: No its not! No! No! Now its about you and Ross getting back together!
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: Oh no!
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air
Ross: Still thinking about it huh?
Ross: (loosening his tie) Oh, who cares?
Ross: (tightening his tie) And so do I.
Ross: Okay. Sure. (Sits down on her bed.)
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
Ross: Got me. (He shows of his hands.)
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins.
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Ross: Oww!
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
(Ross looks at Chandler.)
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Ross: Ah.
Ross: Joey?!
Paul: Hi Ross.
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Rachel: Ross, its okay. You can come out.
Ross: You were at the coffeehouse!
Ross: That was different!
Ross: This is weird for me!
Ross: How is that important?
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Ross: Yeah, take your time.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?
Ross: Not all bad.
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
Ross: Youre back.
(Ross and Monica high-five)
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Ross: Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Chandler: (To Ross) Smooth.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Ross: God no!
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Ross: Uh yeah, I guessYeah! I guess so.
Ross: Ohhh! Kids!
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: I was just outside Barcelona, hiking
Ross: Did I, did I even treat?
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Why? What?
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Chandler: Ross.
Ross: We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Ross: Really? That okay, thats great.
Ross: Ohh! A man with a plan!
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Monica and Ross: (holding both of their hands above their heads making rabbit ears with their fingers.) Bunny!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Emily: Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still.
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Rachel: Well, Ross said my name.
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: No.
Ross: Okay.
Rachel: Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets hurt?
Ross: A little bit.
Ross: Yknow what? Fine! Get attacked! I dont even care!
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
Ross: Yeah, I recognize the ankles!
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..
Ross: I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)
Susan: I mean, thats what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Ross: Youre never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. Thats great news rightI mean for them. Right?
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.]
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Ross: Sure! Here. (Hands her his keys.)
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Paul: Ross!
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
ROSS: Well, uh, for your information, there's a woman at the museum, who's curator of moths and other... uh... winged things... who's, uh, let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a... well, you know. But so far I've been keeping her at bay, but, uh, if this is the deal...
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Ross: Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.
Ross: Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Ross: How rude.
Ross: Hi!
Ross: Great to see you!
Ross: How you doing?
Ross: What?! Why?!
Ross: I cant think of anything.
Paul: Ross!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting between Rachel and Ross.]
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Ross: I guess it could.