words in movies
CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
ROSS: I don't want to.
ROSS: Yeah.
ROSS: Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues.
[Ross enters, depressed.]
ROSS: [sullenly] Hiiiiii.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid. Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?
ROSS: Don't toy with me.
ROSS: Hey, Fun Bobby!
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
ROSS: Oooooh.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
JOEY: What about Ross? I mean, are you still mad at him cause he made that list about you?
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
RUSS: [sounding like Ross] Hhhhiiiii.
CHAN: [turning around] Hey Ross.... bahhhh!
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
ROSS: What? What's wrong?
ROSS: Alright.
CHAN: [to Phoebe] Listen, Phoebs, this is gonna be OK. [introducing Russ and Ross] Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.
ROSS: Hi.
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
ROSS: A date.
ROSS: Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
ROSS: Yes, yes I am. And you are a....
ROSS: Well, I am going to, uh... get a beverage. It was nice, nice... uh... meeting you.
[ROss approaches Rachel at counter.]
ROSS: I, uh, well... I... I met Russ.
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
ROSS: Well, uh, for your information, there's a woman at the museum, who's curator of moths and other... uh... winged things... who's, uh, let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a... well, you know. But so far I've been keeping her at bay, but, uh, if this is the deal...
ROSS: OK, well, um, have a nice evening.
ROSS: [upset] She's dating. She's dating.
ROSS: What do you mean?
ROSS: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.
ROSS: ....................Yeah.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
ROSS: [condescendingly] Dysprosium? Try mendelevium.
PHOE: OK honey, you're dating Ross.
PHOE: Russ is Ross. Russ... Ross!
[They look over at Russ and Ross.]
ROSS: [to Russ] For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.
ROSS: Oh you do, do you?
ROSS: Of... of what?
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
ROSS: No, no, let me finish.
ROSS: No, you let me fini...
ROSS: Hi.
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
ROSS: Where ya goin'?
ROSS: Ooooohhhh.
ROSS: What's going on, is... uh, Bobby drinking again?
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
ROSS: How'd the callback go?
ROSS: Good for you.
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Ross: Sit down.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Its not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I
Ross: Oh hi!
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?
Ross: Right. Good night.
Mona: Ross?
Ross: Great! Well umm
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Ross: What?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.
Ross: Ok! (he takes the camera and walks backwards to take a shot) See? Scared of swings, I bet you feel pretty silly (a swinging boy knocks him down) Ow!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!
Ross: (whines) Oh thats great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]
Rachel: I know! I know, she says its all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. (Ross looks at his table.) So come on, shes gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Yes!
Ross: You made it!
Joey: So Ross?
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Marry her.
Joey: So you think Ross too?
Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Ross: Its still looks pretty far!
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Ross: Pride.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?
Ross: (celebrating) Oh yeah!
Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Joey: Ross! So when is it gonna air?
(Monica and Ross push to the front)
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Youre moving?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: What?
Ross: Oh, thank God!
Ross: Yknow I would its just painful.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Sandy: Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus... (Ross goes to the kitchen)
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
Monica: Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes. Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it.]
Ross: Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?
Ross: Really?!
Ross: Sweet!
Ross: Yeah, were done.
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Ross: Damnit!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Chandler: Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
Ross: Oh I dont know that it would.
Ross: Hi. How is she?
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Ross: (intently listening) Why?
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?
Ross: Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
ROSS: ??? (speech garbled) Thro up a thro thro--a thro thro!
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Ross: And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Ross: Okay, bye.
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Ross: Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!
Ross: (to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?