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'ROSS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ROSS' from movies

(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (hopping) 73! 72! 71!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Well, who's gonna kiss my sister.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Awww, man! Really?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: That's a good point.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: All right.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(And with that everyone starts playing tonsil hockey. Chandler with Monica, Ross with Phoebe, and Joey with Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Ohh.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Okay! (She leaves.) (To Chandler and Joey.) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: I just asked that girl out.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Yes it is. See. (Shows them the piece of paper she gave him with her name and phone number on it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Hi, Pheebs!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: All right, see you later.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (entering, with Ben) Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (after he's left) Okay, seriously, what do you think?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(Monica starts taking pictures of Ross and Ben, with the flash.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: What are you, what are you doing?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: What, to blind my child?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Okay, it must just be me then.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (in ecstasy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: 'Kay!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Well, you can help me!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom…

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder! (Grabs some of her shelf.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a large amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It doesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.) They're not coming on man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Hold on.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts spraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes a happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again tries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the pants and hits him in the forehead.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Ross? You okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: What difference does that make?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Dude, what am I gonna…

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(Ross opens the door and steps into the living room. He has fully removed his pants and holds them wrapped into a ball in front of his crotch. His legs are covered in the powder and lotion paste. He looks terrible.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: I had a problem.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on. The whole gang is there.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Look at me! (Chandler squeaks in an attempt not to make fun of him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Monica: Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! (Shows him Ben's picture.) Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Oh, be-because of the leather pants.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: What’s up with the greed Joe?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, its contents oozing out onto the floor. Ross is not pleased.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn’t quite there. Y’know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy…

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Oh, god. (He puts his head down on the grill) You know, this is still pretty hot. (He picks his head up, and a mushroom sticks to his head. Carol picks it off and eats it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know?  No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril?  Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest… (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can’t believe this!

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads ‘Poop.’) Wh—Ah-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. It’s an old ‘Frankie says relax’ T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you don’t mind I’m gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well I’m… (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'know—Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, I’m Ross, you don’t know me, but I’m a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Drunk Man: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, that’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played my stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: No real-, honey, really it’s fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Ross: Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it (Chandler stops jumping)—now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

ROSS: E-except, except that what?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Nooooo!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don’t know if you can hear this but… (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) I’m gonna talk anyway, uh, I’m in the States with you sister and your friends and it’s all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you—Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: ...As in Mouse?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Rachel: I lent them to Ross.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: All right, look, look, you’ve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear. I can’t, I can’t watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: No, no. She’s way to emotional. And by emotional I mean crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to anymore of us are ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: (entering) Well hey! What’s going on? Ooh, cool boat—(Sees why the boat’s there)—Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[Scene: Ross’s apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave ‘Hi’ to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ross: Like I said I was thinking of taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? (Looks it up in his book.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Ross: Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12