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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
Ross: Joey, its worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.]
Ross: (closes the door) Did you umIm sorry, did you just say its Rachel?
Ross: Um, you you like Rachel?
Ross: Rachel?!
Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, yknow who else I like? You! And it-it doesnt get said enough. I like you Ross.
Ross: But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?!
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Ross: Rachel whos carrying my baby? Rachel?
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross dont
Ross: (stops) I justyknowI-I just have oneRachel?!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Oh yknow, I stillI cant believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean its Its like you and me going out, only weirder!
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
Ross: Hes not?
Ross: Why?
Ross: Hate him? I No, I dont hate him. (Pause) Its just its Rachel, yknow?
Ross: Okay. Okay, Ill talk to him.
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: No, I dont want to hit you.
Ross: No.
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Uh yeah sure. (Enters.)
Ross: Okay.
Joey: (pouring two glasses) Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. (He hands Ross a glass.)
Ross: Thank you.
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
Ross: Umm, no.
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Ross: If she is where you are then uh then my feeling weird about it shouldnt stand in the way.
Ross: Yeah. Look if-if shes gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldnt find a better guy. So
Ross: So when do you think youre gonna talk to her?
Ross: Im understanding, but lets not get carried away.
Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
Ross: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)
Ross: Mm.
Ross: Got me.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book.
Ross: Yes, yes!
Ross: Mm-hmm..
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Susan: Ross.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Ross: How could I forget?
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?
Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be...(makes flinging motions with hands) flung by now?
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Look, all I know is I-I cant have another failed marriage!
Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
Ross: Oh my God.
Ross: Well? Isn't that amazing?
[the bullies grab the back of the couch that Ross and Chandler are sitting in and tip back]
Ross: Then don't do that, alright?
Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)Monica. Whaddya think?
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
Monica: Uh, Ross.
Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call.
Ross: Easy.
Ross: Can I use.. either thumb?
Ross: Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Ross: What is this?!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: Oh, Im Phoebe Buffay. Im one of Rosss best friends.
[Scene: A clothes store. Ross and Phoebe are shopping]
Ross: Joey, come on now, for me! Please, just-just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else.
ROSS: On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say behuh.
Ross: Hey, Pheebs.
Ross: ...What shoe?
Ross: Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, (Starts to whine like a baby and Joey just glares at him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues to cry.]
[Scene: Ms. Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment.]
Ross: Well..
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Ross: What?
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Phoebe: Yeah, Ive discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh womens names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this ones free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third ones free.
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture.]
Joey: Oh, (Imitating Ross) "you do, do you"?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Ross: Hey, I might!
Ross: Is there somebody else?
Ross: Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you.
Ross: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were.
Ross: Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...
Ross: Yeeeeeep Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dads boat she wouldnt let me help at all.
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Ross: Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go.
Ross: Why?
Ross: Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.
Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
Ross: Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!
Ross: Ohhh.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
[Scene:Central Perk. Ross and Chandler are on the couch]
Ross: What are you doing?
Ross: (startling him) What?! What?
Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.
Joey: C'mon, Ross!
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Ross: Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.
Ross: Joey, I figured youd understand. I mean, I-Ive known him a lot longer.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Ross: (smiling to himself) Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Ross: Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.
Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.
Ross: No, it's not just that. It's justI want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... (begins to stare lovingly at Rachel)
Ross: What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?
Ross: Pass it! Pass it!
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Ross: They dont look any bigger than me!
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
[Scene, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are pouring wine for their parents.]
Ross: It was my first time.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act.]
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
Ross: Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, Fossils are my friends.
Ross: Is that what they say on the Figure Skating Team?
Ross: Where exactly is your zoo?