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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Ross: Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
Ross: Joey, its worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.]
Ross: (closes the door) Did you umIm sorry, did you just say its Rachel?
Ross: Um, you you like Rachel?
Ross: Rachel?!
Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, yknow who else I like? You! And it-it doesnt get said enough. I like you Ross.
Ross: But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?!
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Ross: Rachel whos carrying my baby? Rachel?
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross dont
Ross: (stops) I justyknowI-I just have oneRachel?!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Oh yknow, I stillI cant believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean its Its like you and me going out, only weirder!
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Ross: Sure, because women never like Joey. Yknow, I think hes a virgin.
Ross: Hes not?
Ross: Why?
Ross: Hate him? I No, I dont hate him. (Pause) Its just its Rachel, yknow?
Ross: Okay. Okay, Ill talk to him.
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: No, I dont want to hit you.
Ross: No.
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Uh yeah sure. (Enters.)
Ross: Okay.
Joey: (pouring two glasses) Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. (He hands Ross a glass.)
Ross: Thank you.
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
Ross: What?! Youre in love with her.
Ross: Umm, no.
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Ross: If she is where you are then uh then my feeling weird about it shouldnt stand in the way.
Ross: Yeah. Look if-if shes gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldnt find a better guy. So
Ross: So when do you think youre gonna talk to her?
Ross: Im understanding, but lets not get carried away.
Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
Ross: (To Monica) Stop saying, "Blood" to strangers.
Ross: Delaware! (Starting to cry.) Delaware!
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
[Scene: The Fire Escape, Joey and Ross have reached the last landing. Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it wont budge.]
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
Ross: Im asking you to do me a favor.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
The Woman: Ross, sweetheart!
(Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself.)
Ross: (to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations.
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)
Ross: Well
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Ross: Huh?
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Ross: What?
Ross: Joey!
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: Show me where?
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Ross: I cant believe this!!
Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.
Ross: Two! Ive been engaged twice!
Ross: Okay. Well, you be careful.
Ross: So then if-ifI mean if you think about it, this is all (Pause.) your fault.
Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Ross: well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
Marc: Hey! Smile! (Points his camera at Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I dont want to make it savory.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is whirling Ben around.]
Ross: Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]
Ross: I would say that.
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)
Ross: Do not rush me!!
ROSS: Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!
Ross: Yeah?
(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Chandler: Couldnt I just say, "This is Ross?"
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Ross: Come on, you know they love you.
ROSS: Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Ross: No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Ross: Hey.
Monica: That was me and Ross.
Ross: Whats wrong with this year?
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Ross: They kept your room for a while.
Ross: What?
Ross: Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Ross: Dad?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: (entering with Monica) Hey!
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Ross: What?
Ross: No!
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Ross: Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.
(Joey and Ross pause while they picture the event.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: Well, can you blame her?
Ross: (angrily) AND ON MY TURF?
Ross: Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Kristen: Well uh, Ross? This is Joey. Joey? Ross.
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
Ross: Dad?
Ross: Umm, your boxes are umm
Chandler: Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?
Ross: Yeah. So
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?