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'ROSS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ROSS' from movies

[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Rach!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Ross's bedroom. Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh. This was amazing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Who's laughing now?

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(Ross enters.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Is Rachel here?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I know, it's pretty great.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Shhh!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey. How did you sleep?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Good.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: So...

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Morning.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: It really was.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. (She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Nothing! What do you say to that?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No way!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: You really think so?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Ross, wait!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What? What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross walks up to Rachel, but Gunther gets there first.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross is shocked.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I'm not getting you a muffin!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross enters with a gift for the baby.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, and I'm not going to.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Hey.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, but then they realise what the surprise is. Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Aw, he's gonna be so happy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: I will. Ross, come here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Neither will I.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yeah.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yeah?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I don't! I wanna be with her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: My coat...

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay, guys, wish me luck.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Phoebe and Ross leave.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: The street right in front of Central Perk. Phoebe's cab is there. Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: There's no seatbelt!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross looks terrified.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Alright, alright, let's do this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: (screaming) Get out of the cab!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Phoebe's cab. Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Are we off the bridge?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross opens his eyes.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he's quite slow.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Phoebe tries to throw some quarters out the window, but she has forgotten to open the window, and she and Ross scream.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: The airport. Ross and Phoebe run in.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe come running.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey, I need a ticket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: The ticket-counter. Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What? Hey, hey, listen..

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: That's alright. Listen, listen.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: JFK.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. Cut to Rachel at the gate. She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I am not doing this over the phone.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Phoebe: (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Yay.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won't take it. He mouths "no.")

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Rachel walks up to the gate. Cut to Ross and Phoebe who come running up to the gate.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Where is she?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Rachel! Rachel Green!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Rachel! Rachel!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, no, I just have to talk to someone.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, no, no, but...

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Okay, the thing is..

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Don't go.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, you don't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No, you don't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Rachel?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I really thought she'd stay.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Phoebe hugs Ross.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Chandler: Where's Ross?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross enters and checks his messages.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh my God!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Let her off the plane!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Try to understand!

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(The message is finished. Ross jumps over to the answering machine.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: You got off the plane.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Don't make jokes now.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Wow.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Uh, I haven't.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

(We see that Ross is taking off Jill’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Ross: Let me see this... (he takes the trophy from Rachel's hands) Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: Hi (sees Rachel and forgets her name for a moment).

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: You gotta be at least bi...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Ross: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation.  Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: Ross got married again—Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: Uh…lately, she just likes hanging out here.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She goes and gets her surprise and when she returns with it, Ross stares in shock.) Check it out!

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

(Ross and Charlie's)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, I’m-I’m sure it would be amazing but I…gotta say I really-really don’t think it would be a good idea. Y’know? I really, really…don’t.

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: What’s up with the greed Joe?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, its contents oozing out onto the floor. Ross is not pleased.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn’t quite there. Y’know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy…

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Oh, god. (He puts his head down on the grill) You know, this is still pretty hot. (He picks his head up, and a mushroom sticks to his head. Carol picks it off and eats it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know?  No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril?  Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest… (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can’t believe this!

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads ‘Poop.’) Wh—Ah-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. It’s an old ‘Frankie says relax’ T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you don’t mind I’m gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well I’m… (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'know—Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, I’m Ross, you don’t know me, but I’m a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Drunk Man: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, that’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played my stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: No real-, honey, really it’s fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Ross: Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it (Chandler stops jumping)—now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

ROSS: E-except, except that what?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Nooooo!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don’t know if you can hear this but… (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) I’m gonna talk anyway, uh, I’m in the States with you sister and your friends and it’s all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you—Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: ...As in Mouse?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Rachel: I lent them to Ross.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8