words in movies
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Ross: Sure. Yeah.
Monica: (To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
Ross: Okay, hopefully this time mom wont boo you.
Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and its always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year Im going to make them cry.
Chandler: And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
(Ross, Joey, and Rachel enter)
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Aww that is so cool.
Ross: (picking up Chi-Chis picture) Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! Yknow Monica couldnt get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
Ross: You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Ross: Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.
Parker: (laughs) Classic Ross. Rachel, Rachel, oh how you glow. May I? (Puts hand on her stomach)
Ross: Well, there is an Arbys in the shape of a tee-pee.
(Everyone except Ross and Rachel leave.)
Ross: So uh, he seems like a nice guy.
Ross: Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Ross: Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.
Ross: Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question
Woman: (To Ross and Rachel) Congratulations you two!
Ross: WhaWhat?
Ross and Rachel: What?!
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Ross: Can you believe that?
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Woman: Ross!
Ross: Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan
Ross and Rachel: Hmmmm .
Ross: We love marriage!
Ross: Hey
Ross: Im so we werent in the car! Did he ever let up?
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
Ross: Yeah baby!
Ross: No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
Rachel: Yeah, Stevies an old family friend. (Hits Rosss chest)
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Ross: Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
(Cut to Rachel and Ross)
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
Monica: Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Mr. Geller: I just wish Nana were alive to hear Rosss toast.
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "Id better be going."
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Ross: and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!
Rachel: Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Ross: Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks Ive ever made.
Rachel: Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: I know, I know it was stupid.
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night
Ross: Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?
Ross: Thats all Im askin
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are there.]
Ross: Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
(Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk to check the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths, "What?" Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screams and runs away.)
Ross: That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want. (Joey walks by with a cup of coffee.) Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!
ROSS: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: (entering from the bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on? (Pats Chandler on the shoulder which causes him to jump.)
Ross: I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.
<Ross and Rachel are putting baby stuff together like they're going to be going somewhere.>
ROSS: Until now. [jumps on Rachel on the bed]
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
(Ross enters from the kitchen with three plates with flan.)
(Phoebe puts the picture of Ross up to her face.)
Rachel: Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
ROSS: Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--
Ross: (overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.
Ross: Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies.]
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Ross: Why? What-what else could it be?
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
All: (subdued) Yay! (He motions for them to keep quiet, including Chandler who is still holding the lamp Ross handed him, before he goes off to talk to Emily in private.)
Ross: You'll see. Okay. (Readies himself.) Oh, what's-what's her name?
Ross: Exactly. So you didnt, didnt mention anything to Issac right?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]
Joey: I know! Yeah, but, look I can handle it. All right? Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? And Ross gave me this great book (holds up the Playboy magazine).
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is making reservations.]
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys.]
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
Ross: Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebodys stairs!
Ross: Umm, Jos a girl, its short for Josephine.
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Ross: Stopped for a Chunky.
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]
Ross: No! That's-that's my arm!
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
ROSS: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: Yeah. Everything but, the little blue one. (Holds it up for her.)
Ross: Well, he had gravity boots.
Ross: Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.
Ross: (pretend fishing in the living room) Ohh, Gellers got one hooked! Ohh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! (Swinging the rod back and forth) Its the classic struggle between man and(swings the rod and knocks over a lamp.) Someone knocked over a lamp.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Monica, Chandler, Ross: Congratulations!/Good for you!/Great!
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
<Ross nods his head and points at her, in a yes manner>
Ross: Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
ROSS: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his arms.)
Ross: You're kid's name is Raymond!
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Ross: ... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
Chandler: (to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday?
Ross: I love this. (he got a sweater)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes.]
PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?
Ross: (looking) Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something.
Ross: (pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
Ross: Ah Ah Get out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Ross: Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
Ross: Phoebe, she doesnt know that you sneak out every night, she doesnt know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesnt know that youve been living with your Grandmothers for a week now.
Ross: Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool.
Ross: Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day.
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma in Rachel's hands)
Ross: Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly.)
Julie: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Ross: Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! (Mark looks at him strangely and walks off)
(Ross and Rachel watch them walk away and sigh. They look at each other, embarassed.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Ross: Okay, uhm... Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere?
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Ross: The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)
Ross: All were saying is dont rush into anything.
Joey: Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I dont really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying?
[Scene: The Wake, at the Gellers' house. Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured.]
Chandler: So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.
(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss.)
Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.
Ross: �Lo que sucedio es que no le gusta la tele! (The thing is, he doesn`t like the program!)
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
Ross: (rushing back in) What?! I wh-, whats wrong?
Ross: I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn.]