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(Ross and Elizabeth enter.)
Ross: Hey everybody!
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Elizabeth: Bye Ross.
Ross: Bye.
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Ross: Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring em on!
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Ross: Well thanks!
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Ross: Oh-ooh!
Ross: Doorknob! Doorknob!
Ross: Oh, okay. What-what about?
Ross: Spring vacation.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.]
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Ross: I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
Ross: Do not give him any money!
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Ross: Yes. Yes! Please, come in.
Ross: Oo-oo!
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Ross: That! Lets talk about that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Ross: Whats-whats the difference?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Ross: I went to Egypt with my dad.
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Ross: Im gonna call her.
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
(Ross returns.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Ross: Okay, she cant go.
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?
Ross: Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)
Ross: To wear in front of people?
Ross: Is this?!
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Ross: So uh, have a great time down there.
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Ross: Really?
Ross: Okay. Cool.
Ross: Call me!
Joey: I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.
(Suddenly Ross jumps in and starts dancing with her.)
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Ross: And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Ross: Okay, bye.
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Ross: Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!
Ross: (to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth.
Ross: Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?
Ross: Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?
Ross: So much more.
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Ross: Who did?!
Ross: (incredulous) I gave him an extremely professional massage!
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Ross: Rachel!
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Okay!
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Focus.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Ross: Probably shouldnt touch me.
Ross: Should I leave this open for you too?
Chandler: (disappointed and simultaneously as Ross) Hungry monkey.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Ross: Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?
Ross: Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she couldve won this!
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
(Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is helping Joey with his tie.]
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Ross: Momentary lapse. Dont-dont you have any self-control?
(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Ross: Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.
Will: Ross!
Ross: (entering) Will!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Ross: no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
Ross: No. No.
Ross: No need to point, she knows who Ross is.
Ross: Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? I I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined
Ross and Will: Yeah.
ROSS: Oh, sorry we didn't know.
Rachel: Ross!
Ross: No-no! No-no. No-no.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
(Chandler and Ross enter with the new pictures.)
Ross: What?
Ross: No.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Ross: Hey! She didnt look 50!
(Ross is at a loss for words.)
Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
Ross: Nope.
[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]
Ross: All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!
Ross: Bye.
Chandler: (to Ross) Wellll?
(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices...)
Ross: Yeah. Why?
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Ross: Uh, I actually havent even met him.
Ross: Well it turns out that Ben and Stings son do not get along.
Rachel: Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Phoebe: Your kid is seven?! (Ross nods, "Yes.") (To the rest) Hes really small. (To Ross) Please! Please get the tickets!
Ross: What?
Ross: Phoebe, I
(Ross runs out to get the tickets.)
Ross: Look Phoebe, Im sorry its just