words in movies
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: Oh no, not yet.
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Ross: Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: Whats wah-pah?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: All right, I just wanted to check.
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Ross: Oh, no, I didnt mean, uh
Ross: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.
Ross: Oh. Yeah?
Ross: Wow, thats-thats-thats incredible.
Ross: Uh-huh.
Ross: I gotta get to work.
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Ross: (coming back in) Did you say something?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Chandler: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)
Ross: Hey man.
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Ross: Yep!
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe, but I dont think I even care. I dont think hes the one Im sad about. Yknow, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I dont think Im handling it all that well.
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Ross: Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.
Ross: What happened?
Ross: Noo. Why?
Ross: Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.
Ross: Come here.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: You okay?
Ross: Sit down.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Its not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I
Ross: Oh hi!
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?
Ross: Right. Good night.
Mona: Ross?
Ross: Great! Well umm
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Ross: What?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.
Ross: Ok! (he takes the camera and walks backwards to take a shot) See? Scared of swings, I bet you feel pretty silly (a swinging boy knocks him down) Ow!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!
Ross: (whines) Oh thats great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]
Rachel: I know! I know, she says its all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. (Ross looks at his table.) So come on, shes gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Yes!
Ross: You made it!
Joey: So Ross?
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Marry her.
Joey: So you think Ross too?
Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Ross: Its still looks pretty far!
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Ross: Pride.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?
Ross: (celebrating) Oh yeah!
Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Ross: (on phone) Yeah Ill press 1! (Presses one which allows Rachel to escape.)
Joey: Ross! So when is it gonna air?
(Monica and Ross push to the front)
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Youre moving?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: What?
Ross: Oh, thank God!
Ross: Yknow I would its just painful.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Sandy: Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus... (Ross goes to the kitchen)
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
Monica: Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes. Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it.]
Ross: Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?
Ross: Really?!
Ross: Sweet!
Ross: Yeah, were done.
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Ross: Damnit!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Chandler: Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
Ross: Oh I dont know that it would.
Ross: Hi. How is she?
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Ross: (intently listening) Why?
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?
Ross: Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
ROSS: ??? (speech garbled) Thro up a thro thro--a thro thro!
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Ross: And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Ross: Okay, bye.
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Ross: Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!
Ross: (to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?