words in movies
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: Oh no, not yet.
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Ross: Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: Whats wah-pah?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: All right, I just wanted to check.
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Ross: Oh, no, I didnt mean, uh
Ross: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.
Ross: Oh. Yeah?
Ross: Wow, thats-thats-thats incredible.
Ross: Uh-huh.
Ross: I gotta get to work.
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Ross: (coming back in) Did you say something?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Chandler: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)
Ross: Hey man.
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Ross: Yep!
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe, but I dont think I even care. I dont think hes the one Im sad about. Yknow, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I dont think Im handling it all that well.
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Ross: Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.
Ross: What happened?
Ross: Noo. Why?
Ross: Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.
Ross: Come here.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: You okay?
Ross: Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?
Ross: Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.
Ross: Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus...
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Monica: Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
Ross: At least they knew what yours was. Y'know, yours had a name.
Ross: I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Ross: Exactly!! (sits back down at his laptop and starts typing)
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Ross: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
Ross: Here she comes. Dont say a word, okay? Just be cool, dont be y'know you.
(Ross and Joey both reach down and pull up their pants.)
Chandler: Oh, hey! (Ross nods in agreement as well.)
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Ross: Okay, Ill be up in, (looks at the letter) 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
Ross: Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!
Ross: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Ross: Aww, is it broken?
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Yknow, yknow Im lookin and I dont think anyones home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and yknow explain later.
Ross: I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Ross: I dropped him off at Carols. (To Phoebe) Anyway, it turns out that Im not going to be able to get those tickets though.
Ross: She lent me an egg once.
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
ROSS: Shh. Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Ross: Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
Ross: (showing them the page) Here, check it out. Its the first one, too.
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Ross: (very excited) Look at all these paleontologists!!
ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Ross: Yknow what? Yknow what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
ROSS: Geez! Are you ready?
[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Ross: (to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, (although its really just Monicas now with Matthew Perry in rehab) Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where theyre gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
(Ross comes back from bathroom.)
Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Ross: Soon hell be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Ross: I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
(Chandler goes into the bathroom, closes the door, and then opens it again right away. Ross looks up and hands him the toilet paper Ross already packed.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Ross: Damnit! I'll put a candle on the cake.
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
[Ross holds up the blouse. It is extremely tacky, with sewn-on medals hanging off of it.]
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
(Ross gives Phoebe a dollar.)
(Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute Ahh! Whats going to happen next??!!! I cant make it all the way through the Olympics!!!)
Ross: And I can even understand that you couldnt tell Rachel, but why couldnt you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didnt.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]
Ross: Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Ross: (finding the part) (looks up in disgust) It so does not!!!
[Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.]
Ross: (stops) I justyknowI-I just have oneRachel?!
ROSS: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Ross: Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Ross: Hey, I can handle it! All right?
Joey: Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.