words in movies
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
ROSS: Yeah, so if you haven't already had it, chances are you're gonna get it.
[They get back to back and start rubbing against each other. Ross and Rachel enter.]
ROSS: You know, I might have expected this of you Phoebe, but Ryan, you're a military man.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ross are in the kitchen. Phoebe is sitting at the couch with oven mits on her hands.]
ROSS: Ok, dinner's on.
ROSS: Alright you kids, bye now.
ROSS: Oh look, a low budget puppet show.
[Ross and Rachel leave.]
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, and Ryan are there. Ryan is in uniform, getting ready to leave.]
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
ROSS: Wow, it, it's neat learning about submarines.
ROSS: Bye Ryan.
ROSS: You like that do ya?
ROSS: I'll make some calls. [Runs off.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is closing. Ross walks in in a uniform.]
ROSS: Is this what you had in mind?
[Ross picks her up.]
ROSS: I'm shipping out tomorrow.
ROSS: Alright you know, why don't I just meet you upstairs. [Drops her on the couch and walks out holding his lower back.]
Ross: Oh, I hope they're not ruined.
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Ross: Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
Rachel: (freaks) Ross! Stop it! Come on!
Ross: Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily
Ross: I dont want people to see it for your sake.
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Rosss sister Monica.
Ross: No but, no but.
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
Ross: (Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica: Right foot red.
ROSS: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)
Ross: What's going on?
Ross: Well, howdya feel?
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Ross: Because, because Ive got Ben.
(She goes to look out the window at Rosss apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.
Ross: Oh, right, because he's a scientist!
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Ross: Ah....
Ross: Um... uh.... vulva.
Ross: (embarrassed) Wha... what, here?
Ross: Joey, please.
Ross: (impressed) Wow.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Sure.
Ross: ....and....
Ross: I, er...
Ross: (wiping his brow) Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
Ross: (rushing to explain) Funny story!
Ross: (panicked) Er.... um.....
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
ROSS: [perky] I'll be right down.
(Ross smiles slightly.� Then he gives a single nod that lifts him to his feet.� He exits the coffee shop.
Ross: Yeah!
Joey: All right, Ross!
Ross: Oh, I was unbelievable.
Ross: Yeah, which was nice.
Ross: You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.
Ross: Yeah, like I could lose it.
Ross: Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out.
Ross: Im just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
Ross: I think it's insane.
Ross: Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Ross: I know.
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Monica: Ross, thats my jacket.
Ross: A little.
Ross: Err, right.
Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Ross: Congratu!! (sees her hug Mark) -lations-lations.
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies.]
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Ross: Alright... (lifts Marcel away)
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Ross: You okay?
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down.)
Ross: Sorry.
Ross: Hi. Sorry Im late. Wheres, wheres Carol?
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Ross is finishing up her make-up.]
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know whats going on.
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
ROSS: Get away from me I said no!
Ross: No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time after that!
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
[Scene: A fancy restraunt (Marcel's). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Director's Assistant are there.]
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Ross: Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
[Scene: The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.]
Joey: I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy.
Ross: Yes but too me he's just, man.
Ross: Well, you can help me!
[Scene: Ross's building, Joey is knocking on a door again. It's again answered by Ross.]
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
Ross: College?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Ross: Yeah, come on in. Molly?