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'ROSS' in a movie sentence | examples for 'ROSS' from movies

Rachel: (entering with Ross) Hi!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.

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Ross: What'd you say?

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Ross: Is that supposed to be an insult?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: May I come in?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Do you want me too?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: And um, what-what is that Ross?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!

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Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Thank you.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)

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(Ross storms off embarrassed.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An aircraft cabin, Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: (taking off her sweater) Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?! You totally get embarrassed!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Is that so?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.

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[Time lapse, Ross is drinking something and decides to get Rachel again.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What the? What…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: That same plane cabin, Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder. She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea. An evil idea when he looks at his pen. Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking. The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

The Flight Attendant: (To Ross) Hope you had a nice flight.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it was the best!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: The casino, Ross and Rachel are entering.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: (sees Ross and Rachel) Hey!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Phoebe! (They hug.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't… (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Uh-hmm.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dance—karate lessons.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. (Does a karate chop, then does a little dance-type sway.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Joey!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot! (Ross laughs and Rachel smacks him with her purse.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (To Joey) Thanks man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Your what?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo…]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So…(Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Okay, there was some staring and pointing.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. (Rachel glares at him.) But who cares?! Because it's all on me! (Rachel reaches into the fridge and pulls out two handfuls of those mini booze bottles.) (Watching her.) That is, one big drink!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (looking at the price list) Umm… Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We don’t have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: You're right! (Gives her the twenty she won.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers! (Gets up to answer it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! (Hugs him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (he puts it in his mouth) Nope! Something else. (Throws it back under the bed.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Well hello! I'm Ross!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: (bowing) Hello!

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Ross and Rachel: (bowing) Hello!

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(They both continue on and Ross meows like a cat.)

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(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: What’s up with the greed Joe?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, its contents oozing out onto the floor. Ross is not pleased.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! (She gets it lifted up and they make the first turn.) Okay. You got it?

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn’t quite there. Y’know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy…

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Oh, god. (He puts his head down on the grill) You know, this is still pretty hot. (He picks his head up, and a mushroom sticks to his head. Carol picks it off and eats it.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Carol: (screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know?  No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril?  Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest… (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can’t believe this!

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads ‘Poop.’) Wh—Ah-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Chandler: Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. It’s an old ‘Frankie says relax’ T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you don’t mind I’m gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well I’m… (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Ross: Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'know—Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Joey: You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, I’m Ross, you don’t know me, but I’m a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Ross: Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Drunk Man: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Phoebe: No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, that’s a lie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played my stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Ross: Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: No real-, honey, really it’s fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it (Chandler stops jumping)—now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

ROSS: E-except, except that what?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Nooooo!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my—(Laughs.) By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don’t know if you can hear this but… (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) I’m gonna talk anyway, uh, I’m in the States with you sister and your friends and it’s all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you—Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

[Scene: Interview room. Ross and two other professors (one man, one woman) are sitting on one side of a long desk. Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side]

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: ...As in Mouse?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mother’s favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Rachel: I lent them to Ross.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Ross: All right, look, look, you’ve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear. I can’t, I can’t watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: No, no. She’s way to emotional. And by emotional I mean crazy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to anymore of us are ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?

"Friends", season 1, episode 2

Ross: (entering) Well hey! What’s going on? Ooh, cool boat—(Sees why the boat’s there)—Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[Scene: Ross’s apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave ‘Hi’ to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

ROSS: They, uh, were infected. He wouldn't have made it.

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Ross: I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Ross: Like I said I was thinking of taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire!

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? (Looks it up in his book.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

Ross: Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4