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Ross: Ohhhh
Ross: It wasnt the best.
Ross: Well, the lighting was okay.
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Ross!
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Ross: (notices the table) HeyOoh! Whats-whats that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Ross: Uhh, those are tacos.
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
(Ross and Chandler move closer to her and she starts laughing again.)
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Ross: Oh Mon, I laughed so hard
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
Chandler: You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!
Ross: All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came in forth and cried!
Ross: Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
Monica: Ohh, Im sorry I couldnt think of anymore for Ross!
Ross: Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Ross: And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
(Ross storms out.)
Ross: Hey!
Ross: What disposable cameras?
Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
Ross: Really? Well then tell it to me.
Ross: (sarcastic) Ill try to control myself.
Ross: No! No, I dont dont want to.
Ross: Ill try that.
Ross: Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Ross: Thanks.
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Rachel: Oh Ross!
Ross: Hi!
Ross: Thats less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
Ross: Joey! No!
(Ross storms out.)
Ross: Howd did it go?
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?
Joey: I am telling you Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again! Now, is that what you want?
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Ross: Forget it, shes destroying it.
Ross: What?!
Ross: Rachel, please
Ross: (on tape) You didnt do it?
Ross: (on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
(A woman walks by and smiles at Rosss hair.)
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Ross: Hi.
Phoebe: Oh, you came on to Ross!
ROSS: Ok. I'll see ya later. Just think about it, ok.
Ross: Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.
Ross: Ah .
Ross: Good luck.
(Ross pushes play.)
Ross: Oh, oh there go the clothes.
Ross and Rachel: Ah. (Pause) Oh.
Ross: I have been working out.
Ross: Six months Rachel, six months.
Ross: No!
Ross: Oh no!
Ross: No!!
Ross: No!!!
Ross: It used to be. Now she doesnt really have a face. Smokin body though.
Ross: Oh no!!
Ross: Oh thats not pretty.
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Ross: Yeah!!
Ross: Yeah!
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Ross: Well, why dont you correct him?
Ross: Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!
Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?
Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
Ross: There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?
Ross: Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)
Ross: Just go for it Chandler.
Ross: (to the second girl) That was very nice Ashley.
ROSS: I didn't get a cat.
(Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checking out her nose in her compact mirror.)
Ross: Now Im so happy.
(Ross grabs the tape and heads for the VCR as Rachel goes over and puts the chain on the door and locks it.)
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Ross: I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?
Ross: A date?
Ross: Rach? You wanna come?
Ross: You set her up?!
Ross: Joey what-what were you thinking?!
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Joey: Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: Okay. Have a great time you guys.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
Ross: Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking
Ross: Books?
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
[Rachel reaches for Rosss plate]
Ross: Namaste. (Bows.)
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Oh?
Ross: Hello.
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Ross: Sit down.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Its not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I