words in movies
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
Ross: Hey...
Ross: (surprised) Oh... (he pauses) (sounds disappointed) Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.
Ross: (Writing on the papers) B, B, B, B, B!
Charlie: Oh, Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalogue.
Ross: Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.
Ross: Damnit!
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
Ross: Still sharp as a tack!
Amy: H-Hi!!(to Ross) And you are...?
Ross: (pause) Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
Ross: (gives up) Yes, yes, you did.
(Ross enters the apartment with Amy)
Ross: Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
Ross: Ehm... Her name is Emma.
Ross: What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!
Ross: (to Joey) Oh my God!
Ross: What... what you working on?
Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
Ross: Watch. (he takes the laptop) Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change. Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Ross: Seriously?
Ross: Well, do you wanna marry him?
Phoebe: (To Rachel and Ross) Well, do you think I should propose?
Ross: Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
Phoebe: Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?
Rachel: (Into the phone) Hello? (announces to Amy) Oh, it's our nanny! (goes back to the phone conversation) Hi! Oh... God! I hope you feel better! Ok, bye! (Hangs up) (To Ross) That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Ross: (He interrupts her immediately, and drags her by her arm to the other side of the room) Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?
Ross: Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child.
Ross: Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella! Rachel: (Defends Amy) Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!
Ross: Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.
Ross: (a little confused) Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby.
Rachel: Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!
Ross: I... I don't know..
Rachel: Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows (points at her own to emphasize the word) shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?
(Rachel looks at Ross and her agrees silently)
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Rachel: Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out.
(Ross enters)
Ross: Hey guys. Monica and Chandler: Hi Ross.
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Ross: Why not?
Ross: Come here (Removes Emma's hat) Oh! There she is! Hi!
Ross: (sees how strangely Monica, Chandler and Rachel are looking at him) What?
Ross: (Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
Ross: That's not a thing!
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
Ross: (pointing at Amy, shouting) No more falafel for you!
(Amy looks at Ross, angrily. Rachel clearly doesn't understand what he meant and looks at Ross who gestures "later".)
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Ross: What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
Ross: He’ll be fine.
Ross: 15? (Joey nods again) Your personal best! (Ross takes an Oreo and Joey mumbles, no!)
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Ok.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Ross: ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
Ross: Wh… wh…what?
Ross: Yeeeah! (They high-five)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Ross: Nooo!
Ross: So, you’re not going to Paris.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Ross: Close. Ron. (shakes hands)
Rachel: Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!
Ross: (realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!
Ross: Yes! yes!
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: What?
Ross: They did?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Ross: Right!
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Ross: You're excited, right?
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Ross: Yeah...
Ross: I really do.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, oh! (They hug)
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
ROSS: Well it's really. . . sexy. I wouldn't have thought it would be but. . . wow.
Ross: (He freaks out and starts jumping around brushing his sweater) WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
Ross: Hey!
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
Ross: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Monica (to Ross): Okay, well, stop staring at them.
Ross: What are you guys doing?
Joey: Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Ross: Yeah? Yeah, where is it?
Ross: Rock on!
Ross: Hey, where's Rach?
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Ross: Great.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Ross: Here she is!
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Ross: Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Ross: I don't think so.
Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Ross: Okay, here we go...
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Ross: Yeah...
Ross: Huh?
Ross: Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
(She leaves the apartment and they all stare at Ross)
Phoebe: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Ross: No, I don't think so.
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Rachel: Ross...
Ross: THE HELL I DO!
Ross: I don't get a goodbye?
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Monica: I hope Ross isn't too upset.
Ross: That's what it seemed like.
Ross: Fine, then why didn't you say something?
Ross: Rach!
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Ross: You keep, you keep... You can't...
Ross: Rach!
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Who's laughing now?
Ross: Oh. This was amazing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee.]
(Ross enters.)
Ross: What?
Ross: Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.
Ross: Is Rachel here?
Ross: Oh my God!