words in movies
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
Ross: Damn!
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ross: Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily
Ross: What?!
Ross: Le Poo's still alive?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again.]
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Ross: You're nose is bleeding!
Ross: Umm (Rachel blows her nose.)
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues.]
Ross: Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out.
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Ross: And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants
Ross: is for me not to see you anymore.
Ross: It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.
Ross: What are you doing?
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer. The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well.]
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Ross: Yes! Please!
Ross: That's okay.
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
Joey: I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Chandler: Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.
Rachel: Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother. (To Chandler) He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Phoebe: Oh, sure! (She gets up to leave.) Bye Ross! (Whispering behind his back.) Forever.
Ross: Hi.
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Rachel: Oh, Ross
Ross: No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
Ross: I am so sorry.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs. Phoebe is reading hers.]
Ross: Youre moving?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: What?
Ross: Oh, thank God!
Ross: Yknow I would its just painful.
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Sandy: Well, I guess we know who's gonna be the Grumpus... (Ross goes to the kitchen)
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
Monica: Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes. Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it.]
Ross: Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?
Ross: Really?!
Ross: Sweet!
Ross: Yeah, were done.
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Ross: Damnit!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Chandler: Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
Ross: Oh I dont know that it would.
Ross: Hi. How is she?
ROSS: So five of us is, $33.50 apiece.
Ross: (intently listening) Why?
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin' van!
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?
Ross: Youre right. Thats very different. So lets, lets just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
ROSS: ??? (speech garbled) Thro up a thro thro--a thro thro!
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Ross: And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Ross: Okay, bye.
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Ross: Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!
Ross: (to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Ross: Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth.
Ross: Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?
Ross: Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?
Ross: So much more.
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Ross: Who did?!
Ross: (incredulous) I gave him an extremely professional massage!
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So uh, what did you find out?
Ross: Rachel!
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Okay!
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Focus.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Ross: Probably shouldnt touch me.
Ross: Should I leave this open for you too?
Chandler: (disappointed and simultaneously as Ross) Hungry monkey.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Ross: Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Ross: Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she couldve won this!
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
(Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is helping Joey with his tie.]
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Ross: Momentary lapse. Dont-dont you have any self-control?
(Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.)
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Ross: Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.
Will: Ross!
Ross: (entering) Will!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Ross: no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?