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Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: Yeah!!
Ross: Im telling you, I like the food!
Ross: Did that guy just call you Toby?
Ross: Well, why dont you correct him?
Ross: Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!
Ross: (laughs) Muriel. Wh-why would he call you Muriel? (Ross realizes something.) Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? Its not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!
Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?
Ross: (entering with a pizza and beer) Hey!
Ross: So, what do you want to do tonight? Theres a Ukrainian film at the Angelica thats supposed to be very powerful. Interested?
Ross: Rach? You wanna come?
Ross: A date?
Ross: Why no, its the opposite of weird. Its-its uh, regular. Its-its uh, its mundane. Its actually uh, a little dull.
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Ross: You set her up?!
Ross: Joey what-what were you thinking?!
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Ross: Joey, Im not worried about her! Im worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Joey: Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?
Ross: Okay. Have a great time you guys.
Ross: Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]
Ross: Books?
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Ross: This guy could be my babys stepfather!
Ross: I justI-I cant believe shes-shes dating?!
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Ross: I dont know! I guess I just cant believe any of this is happening.
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
Ross: No! No I cant. I mean Rachels out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.
Ross: It used to be. Now she doesnt really have a face. Smokin body though.
Joey: Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isnt Rachel.
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Joey: Thats okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? Its not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what theres gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: (checks his watch) We can still catch that Ukrainian film.
[Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.]
Ross: Hello.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Uh-huh. What happened?
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Ross: Oh?
Ross: He sounds swell.
Ross: Hey, wanna wanna a little cheering up?
Ross: Sit down.
Ross: Guess whose middle name is Muriel.
Ross: Yeah-ha!
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Ross: You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?
Ross: Hey, I thought I cheered you up.
Ross: Right. Good night.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Ross?
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Oh hi!
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Ross: Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?
Ross: Great! Well umm
(Ross continues to talk to her as the camera pans to show Rachel standing in the doorway.)
Ross: Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball.]
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: Whats wah-pah?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are talking.]
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
Ross: Oh, no, I didnt mean, uh
Ross: Oh. Yeah?
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Ross: Uh-huh.
Ross: Wow, thats-thats-thats incredible.
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Ross: Marcel? Marcel? Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
JOEY: [opens the drapes] Hey, Ross! What are you doin'?
Ross: Hey man.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe and Mike enters.]
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yep!
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Ross: Really?! We are?
Ross: You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship.
ROSS: Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Ross: No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, "Get the hell out of my way!"
Ross: Awwwahuh, no, no, no!!
Rachel: (getting of the elevator and noticing Ross) Hey!
Ross: Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took back.
Rachel: Well! Good night. (to Ross) Im going upstairs.
[Scene: The Freeman Building, Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath.]
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Ross: Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils...
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me.
Ross: What happened?
Ross: Come here.
Ross: Noo. Why?
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: You okay?
Ross: Oh, Rachel, Im-Im sorry.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
ROSS: You're livin' the dream.
Ross: Yowzah!!!
ROSS: (using calculator) Plus tip, divided by six. Ok, everyone owes 28 bucks.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Ross: It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: Ouchy.
Chandler: No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Sure. Why not?
Ross: Yeah sure.
ROSS: So do you have like any nuclear weapons on board?
(The unvoiced hissing continues. In alarm, Ross and Chandler look at the monkey, who is now in some distress.)
Ross: Hi.
Ross: It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will. (Marcel resists) Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine.
[Ross and Rachel hug.]
Ross: I do.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]
Ross: What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Ross: Good.
Rachel: Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) I'm still in love with you Ross.
Ross: People are doing it in front of my book!
Ross: Fine.
Rachel: Good. (Ross leaves)
Phoebe: Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
[Rachel and Ross go out in the hall]
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Ross: Yeah!
Rachel: Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Ross: No!!
Ross: What?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: She, she was different.
Ross: She was...
Ross: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.