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(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
Ross: Emily's cousin kicked me out!
Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.
Ross: Who needs a lease when it's family!
Ross: You got it.
Ross: Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.
Ross: What?
Rachel: How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
Rachel: Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Joey: Ross?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey roomies!
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Ross: Pretty cool, huh?
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise.]
Ross: (glaring at him) Joey, please! (Motions to his computer.)
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
Ross: (entering) Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up, which Chandler returns as he closes the door.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there. Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper.]
Chandler: Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?
Ross: I'll take sports.
Ross: All right. Uhh, international.
Joey: Oh that's mine too! (Grabs it and Ross looks at him.) I'm Italian!
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
Ross: (looks) Oh yeah! You'rehey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, (reading ad) two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!
Ross: Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio.
Ross: Okay, let's go.
Ross: Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.
Ross: Oh my God! (Looking around, which doesn't take him long.)
Ross: I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.
Joey: But hey, Ross, this place is available now!
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Ross: All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
Joey: Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!
Chandler: About Ross!
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross still has boxes all over the place. Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting.]
(Ross enters.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
Ross: Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So
Joey: But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Chandler: Yes! Ross, you have to stay!
Ross: All right.
Ross: So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver).
(Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror.)
Ross: (popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
ROSS: What're you doing?
ROSS: Still doing the screening thing?
ROSS: Oh, you and me?
ROSS: Ok.
ROSS: Ok.
ROSS, CHANDLER & JOEY: Yes!
ROSS: Uh-huh.
ROSS: Would it matter?
ROSS: Mmm hmmm.
MONICA: Ross, I thought you were over this.
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
ROSS: That is so good! Do it again!
ROSS: Well just hold him like you'd hold a football.
ROSS: Excellent!
ROSS: No no, that's me.
ROSS: Oh my god.
ROSS: Is everything ok?
ROSS: Oh, hello.
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
ROSS: Ok, here, here. There we go.
Joey: No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
CHAN, JOEY, ROSS: No!
ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
Ross: Yeah, but when the baby comes shes gonna want to move.
(Rachel walks up to the gate. Cut to Ross and Phoebe who come running up to the gate.)
ROSS: It's alright, it's no big deal.
ROSS: Oooooh.
Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Ross: (picks up a cookie) Okay, okay, see... that... that is the problem. He is too sensitive. (takes a bite from the cookie)
MONICA: [to Ross] All right, you!
ROSS: No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.
ROSS: What's the matter?
ROSS: What?
ROSS: Oh my god.
ROSS: It's ok. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Ross, youre tired. Youve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
ROSS: What?
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
ROSS: I hope Ben has a little sister.
ROSS: Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies.
ROSS: Yeah.
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
ROSS: No, that's fine.
ROSS: Ok.
ROSS: Ok.
ROSS: Well, Mon, I was married.
ROSS: Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
Ross: So you do know a little English.
Ross: You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?
ROSS: Hey guys.
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
Ross: Multiple orgasms!
[Scene: Library. Ross show up with a MonkeyShine Beer poster.]
Ross: I�m serious. C�mon, you should go. Here. (shoves her outside, while she tries to stay) No, uh-uh, just go.
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
ROSS: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]
ROSS: I can't believe this.
Ross: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chandler: (to Ross) "Big guy?"
ROSS: Zoo dollars?
MONICA: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
ROSS: Newly appointed head lunch chef who is also in charge of purchasing--
ROSS: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.
(Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point.)
ROSS: Ooooohhhh.
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Ross: Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy...
Ross: No, no, I knew (he stares at her breasts).
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
ROSS: Buddy, my monkey?
ROSS: That guy Lipson?
[Monica gives Phoebe a surprised expression and goes over to Ross and Chandler.]
ROSS: This is unbelievable.
ROSS: Of course.
ROSS: But you already told me everything.
Ross: Well we gotta do something, ok? Nannies like her don't grow on trees. (pause)
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: Rach, I think youre reading a little too much into it.
ROSS: I know.
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!