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[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joeys chair?
Joey: Oh-oh! (Shows him whats on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.)
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
(The cute guys phone rings.)
Phoebe: What?! Thats the first time today!
The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Joey: Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Phoebe: Yes, while I was in the chair! Thats why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, its not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!
Cecilia: But Well now, nows a different time for me. (Starts to cry.)
Phoebe: Because its my apartment!
Tom: No thats my assistant.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that cause shes so passionate?
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
Cecilia: Well, its nice to know that you
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
Phoebe: I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Ross: Whats the matter?
Monica: Honey, theres a reason.
Chandler: Yeah lets head off to work.
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
Ben: Whats a virgin?
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Ben: (laughs) Thats a good one.
The Woman From Poughkeepsie: (outside Rosss window) Ross? Ross! (she knocks on the window) Wake up! Ross! (the train starts moving) Ross! Ross!! Ross!!! Ross!!!!
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Monica: Joey look its really sweet
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Ross: Yes! My babys finally free!
Rachel: I know! I know, its such a huge, life-altering thing.
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
Rachel: Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Ross: Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
Monica: All right? Whats going on?
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Its a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Morse: Thats not so good.
(He goes into another room to get his projector and notes. While hes gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup.
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Monica: Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.
Joey: I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.
Phoebe: Hes alive! Hes a-live!!!
Rachel: Ohh thats great!
Ross: Lets also get a hot plate!
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
Joey: Hey Monica! (Grabs her and pulls her into the living room.) People came to see a fight, lets give em what they came for!
Joey: (opening an envelope) Theres like-theres like 300 bucks in this one!
Ross: Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Monica: Its Hexadrin.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Monica: No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
Rachel: Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me Im going to sue you! Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!
Joey: Well, hes not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with himHe says its okay. (She hands him her card.) Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Lewis: Hes got a girlfriend!
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
[Scene: Rachels hotel room, shes waking up with a horrendous hangover.]
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Phoebe: Whats the matter?
Monica: Ross, shes 25 years old.
Kristen: Well Joey doesnt like to talk about it but, hes one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.
Monica: Plus, everyones gonna see your thing. (Giggles.)
Chandler: Thats me! Come on!
Rachel: Uh, its from yore. Like the days of yore. Yknow?
Ross: What?! Chandler shes our cousin!
Joey: (returned) No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want.
Joey: Wow! Sure! Thats great!
Joey: Thats right.
Joey: Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Rachel: Hey! Whats up Mon?
Megan: I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, whos your band?!
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.