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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures. Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings.]
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is still dressing Joshua. He is trying on a pair of pants.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is just arriving for his scene.]
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
[Scene: Silvercup studios, Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Hestons dressing room. Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower.]
Joey: No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, Im an actor, Joey Tribbiani, Im doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
[Scene: Central Perk]
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that wont move and Ross is watching from above.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter.]
[Scene: Central Perk]
[Scene: Inside Central Perk]
[Scene: The Spa Reception. Phoebe walks in]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse.]
[Scene: hall of the romantic inn in Vermont]
Joey: Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!
[Scene: Shop, Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.]
Credits [Scene: Central Perk. Russ enters. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating cereal]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
[Scene: Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
[Scene: Mon and Chan's, Ross enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there.]
[Scene: The smoker's balcony, Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
[Scene: Boarding the plane.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.]
[Scene: At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are returning.]
[Scene: A Classroom, Ross is giving a lecture.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets.]
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
[scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Central Perk.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene: The hallway]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's]
[Scene: Ross's apartment.]
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
[Scene: Central Perk]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Later on in the hallway between the apartments. Chandler is showing people to the parties.]
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]
[Scene: Ms. Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to comfort Chandler. Joey is absent.]
[Scene: Central Perk]
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
[Scene: At a writer's desk. The writer is working on a script for Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
[Scene: Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs.]
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Ross: Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row.]
[Scene: Hospital, the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel, Joey and Emma are there.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]