words in movies
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Monica: And the sex?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.