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[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Joey: No, only for sex.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Monica: And the sex?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.