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Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
Rachel: (speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels. (Translation: You have sex with donkeys.)
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Chandler: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Chandler: Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Joey: Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Phoebe: What sex?
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: We didnt have sex.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Monica: Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Chandler: Sex on the balcony?
Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store arent gonna believe this! (Exits.)
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Ross: Its sex.
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Joey: So? Did have sex, right?
Monica: Yeah. But a part of me also cant wait til its over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Chandler: I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.
Ross: Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like: "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in High school...
Chandler: All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Ross: (yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??
Joey: The skys blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict!
Rachel: I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
JOEY: Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?