words in movies
Ross: Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum.
Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwearyou want it to be dirty?
Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo!
Joey: Uhm... A penis model. (Monica can't believe what's she's hearing and Ross pats Joey on the back.) Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Joey: Hey, listen, lady....(sees that she's pregnant)...whoa.
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
(They both enter the apartment again, where Amanda is "dancing" for Chandler, but she's really terrible at it)
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Chandler: She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.
Lydia: She's not much of a phone person.
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Ross: Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the centazoic era.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? (She circles her hand around her right shoulder. Chandler, sitting on her right, draws back nervously) Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Rachel: Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: Oh yeah, I'm jealous. "Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass". (Gavin starts looking) Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.
Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.
Ross: What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
Mr. Tribbiani: Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
(She's getting closer to him, the scene fades to black.)
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
Rachel: For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'.
Monica: I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Ross: Rach, she's not going to remember this.
Ross: Now she's passed.
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Phoebe: Hey hey hey! She's on!
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!
Chandler: (Picks up the "Miss Congeniality" DVD) She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant.
Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
Ross: She was blonde? (he looks surprised for a while, but then gets a "gotcha" expression on his face... There's knocking at the door.) Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.
Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!
Phoebe: (Automatically) Yeah. Oooh... (she's sprung.)
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
Ross: (mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.
Monica: So she's a woman! So what?
Ross: Nono, she's gone.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Joey: C'mon, she's your mom!
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Teacher: She's your partner.
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Joey: She's still asleep.
Monica: She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Joey: Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)
MONICA: I hope she's OK.
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Monica: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
CHANDLER: Whoa, she's pretty.
Phoebe: Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!
RACHEL: She's still with you?
Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
JOEY: She's comin'.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Rachel: Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?
Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!
PHOEBE: I think she's OK.