words in movies
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)
Janice: Although, maybe just... one last moment of weakness... (she kisses Chandler flat on the mouth. Chandler squirms. When she's finished, he looks at her lovingly but uneasily.) Goodbye Chandler Bing. (She leaves)
Ross: Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the centazoic era.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.
Chandler: (to Mon) She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ...
Rachel: You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? (Danny nods, "Yes.") Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? (She circles her hand around her right shoulder. Chandler, sitting on her right, draws back nervously) Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Rachel: Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: Oh yeah, I'm jealous. "Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass". (Gavin starts looking) Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.
Ross: What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
Carol: Yes, and she's very supportive.
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
Mr. Tribbiani: Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Rachel: For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
Joey: Uhh, well, she's really good in bed.
JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'.
Ross: Rach, she's not going to remember this.
(She's getting closer to him, the scene fades to black.)
Monica: I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Rachel: Oh gosh, she's going to kill me.
Ross: She was blonde? (he looks surprised for a while, but then gets a "gotcha" expression on his face... There's knocking at the door.) Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Ross: Now she's passed.
Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
Phoebe: Hey hey hey! She's on!
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!
Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!
Ross: Nono, she's gone.
Monica: So she's a woman! So what?
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Joey: C'mon, she's your mom!
Phoebe: (yelling from the bedroom) Get away from that! No! (she comes into the living room carrying the phone) She's just getting dressed.
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Phoebe: (Automatically) Yeah. Oooh... (she's sprung.)
Chandler: (Picks up the "Miss Congeniality" DVD) She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant.
Ross: (mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
ROSS: No, Rach, come on. Rach! Rach, no, no! She's not Rachel, she is, she is not, Ra--Rachel?
Teacher: She's your partner.
Joey: Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Joey: Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.
Monica: She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
Joey: She's still asleep.
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
MONICA: I hope she's OK.
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV)
Rachel: Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
Monica: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
RACHEL: She's still with you?
CHANDLER: Whoa, she's pretty.
Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
Phoebe: Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
JOEY: She's comin'.
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Rachel: Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?
PHOEBE: I think she's OK.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!
Ross: I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Chandler: (sarcastic) Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Ross: She's not even here yet.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Chandler: (to himself) Too bad, she's leaving.