words in movies
Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?
MNCA: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
TERRY: F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.]
(Joey sees that she's carrying a small red bag.)
Rachel: Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Chandler: Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)
Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
Rachel: She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Rachel: What? You really think she's hot?
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)
Chandler: Yeah.... she's not so cute.
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Monica: She's asleep.
Monica: She's asleep. Chandler?
Joey: She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
Joey: ... she's being unreasonable!
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)
Rachel: Oh, she's still napping
Chandler: And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!
Rachel: She's mine!
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Monica: SHE'S YOURS!
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Monica: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Rachel: She's mine!
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's yours!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Ross: She's gone.
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Monica: (enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?
Ross: Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!
Ross: She's still at dinner?