words in movies
Chandler: Look, shes really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges.
Monica: Did she really say that?
(She hangs up.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Rachel: Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldnt. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didnt pass.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but shes a tough old bird.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Monica: She stole my jeans!
Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
Chandler: She mustve been planning this for years!
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Ross: Yeah, but when the baby comes shes gonna want to move.
Joey: She is?
(Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, but leans so far over she falls out of the chair.)
(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order to clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. That doesnt work so she sticks her head between Brendas legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and traps Monicas head between her legs.)
Chandler: God! She is not stealing from us! Okay, will you let this go?
Monica: Fine. (Brenda comes in to use the bathroom and adjusts her pink bra strap on the way.) Shes wearing my bra!
Monica: I would do it but she thinks Im attracted to her!
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Eric: Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and
Phoebe: You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Phoebe: (reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
(She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg.)
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
JOEY: Alright, just one. [she licks his hands rather emphatically] Wow, you're good at that.
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
(She hangs up the phone and they hug.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Joey: She hot?
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Rachel: (Pause) Yeah, shes gay.
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Joey: Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Monica: She sent the chicken back again?!
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Phoebe: Oh, en chante. (She holds out her hand for him to kiss it, but he only shakes it.)
(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.)
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Mr. Burgin: I like her. She sees smart.
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
Chandler: Shes okay with Rachel and the baby?
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
(She is rubbing his chest and her voice trails off into silence, a long pause follows.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Chandler: So shes a
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Joey: Why-why would she go in the bedroom?
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Chandler: Why would she do that?
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Chandler: Its not just that shes cute, okay. Its just that... shes really really cute.
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
MNCA: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
Stu: No, shes a hooker.
Rachel: Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.)
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
Joey: She is?
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Ross: No need to point, she knows who Ross is.
Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Ross: Hey! She didnt look 50!
Ross: She didnt photograph well!
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Chandler: Did she look 16?
Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing.)
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Rachel: Shes right.
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Amy: Hey you know what, this kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool fun aunt!
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Joey: She took em!
Monica: Shes leaving for three months.
(She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
Monica: Yes? (jumping as Rachel punches her arm) ..yes, she is.
Monica: Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life! (she turns on the video again)
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
Chandler: Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Ross: Mm-hmm. Shesshes emotional, but, but ballsy.
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Phoebe: (sitting down next to Ross) Yknow she has a face Ross!
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
(She opens the door and Rachel hides behind it.)
Ross: Monica! (She appears, not sure why she was summoned.)
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.