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Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Joey: All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Rachel: Show time!
(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Phoebe: (smiles) Show me the badge again.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
Joey: Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is its the same day as my nieces christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. Cause my parts just in the beginning Im not even in the rest of the showWedding!
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me
Ross: I-I had to show Chandler something?
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "Youll show me," and nods.)
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
(Ross continues to talk to her as the camera pans to show Rachel standing in the doorway.)
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]
EDDIE: Y-, y-, you like that show?
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Chandler: Oh thats so sweet! I want to show you something too!
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Joey: WhatBut you saw the show!
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)
Monica: He might still show up.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Ross: Show me where?
Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives".
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Cecilia: I-I-Im leaving the show?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]
Monica: The show?!
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
Rachel: I am not gonna show you this!
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Ross: Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Monica: (following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Rachel: Thats a line from the show too!
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Joey: (to Ross) I'll show you how.
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Joey: Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
Dirk: Hey! So what show are you on?
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Mrs. Bing: Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs.]
Phoebe: So did Heldi show you the place?
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
(She makes a big show out of pulling out the cork and pours the wine.)
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)