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Phoebe: Well, its just that maternity clothes are so expensive.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Joey: Well okay, so then youre fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as its hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. Its when the heat goes away, thats when youre in trouble.
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
Monica: Okay. (She does so and starts to walk towards Joey to receive her pancakes.)
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Joshua: Yeah, but it wasnt much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. (Rachel laughs) So I need everything down to underwear, so if youre willing, Im all yours.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Ross: So you were right?
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Phoebe: So hes probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that Im sorry. Yknow? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Monica: So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? Im just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Tim: Thank you so much! Cause I-I know I can do better!
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Monica: Noooo! (Comes closer and whispers) I'm lying. I am so drunk.
Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remorays body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?
MIKE: I'm so glad you're back.� (He hugs Phoebe.)
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Monica: (checks to see if it works) Yes, you are so smart! (Kisses him.)
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Phoebe: Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
CHANDLER: So how'd it go?
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Phoebe: Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Tim: Here, let me help. (Does so.)
Ross: So I dont wanna be just anybody.
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Rachel: And now, y'know, I'm like... I'm like the other woman! I feel so..
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Barry: I'm sorry... I'm sorry, God, I am so sorry, I'm an idiot, I was weak, I couldn't help myself! Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much!
Phoebe: Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
Ross: Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day with Janice!
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Joey: No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... (crosses fingers)
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Janice: So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married.
Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.
CHANDLER: Well, it looks great.� It's just that . . . well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath.� So . . .
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Joey: So you're ruling out surrogacy?
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
[Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages, only to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes look like one.]
Phoebe: No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (Theyre all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Monica: Umm. (Looks at Chandler who is using the phone.) Umm. Umm. I don't think so.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!
Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Chandler: Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
MONICA: Thanks. So, I guess I better be going.
Rachel: Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (She slows down with each one.)
Ross: people (shakes head, they sit) so why you all dressed up.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just Its just so sad!
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.