words in movies
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Chandler: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Phoebe: Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
Chandler: (faking sympathy) And so young.
Rachel: Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's.
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
Phoebe: So how's the piano playing going?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Rachel: Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
Monica: So, did you know Ross well?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Kori: I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.
Chandler: I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Kori: I thought so many times about calling him and asking him out. I guess I really missed my chance.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week.
ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Monica: Oh thats so sweet.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, thats the last time Im ever gonna type that line. Its just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Rachel: Really? You think so?
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Helena: So whats your name?
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Woman: I dont think so.
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom! (makes a screeching sound as he pretends to stomp on the brakes.) Hey-hey good lookin! (honks the beds little horn on the steering wheel.) Varrrrrrrrroom. (notices Rachel and stops) All right, Ill leave. My beds so boring.
Chandler: Well you dont have to sound so surprised.
Rachel: So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Frank: Oh, hes so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Ross: So this is your office?
Rachel: You look so beautiful.
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
Joey: Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!
Mrs. Bing: Oh look at you! So handsome!
Phoebe: Yeah, so... They gotta die someday. (Mike's parents walk in) HELLO!
Phoebe: Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you!
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
David: Well thank you so much.
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Oh that is so sweet!
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Rachel: (hugging him) So did you read your evaluation yet?
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Phoebe: Oh my God, she's so stupid!
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: This is so huge.
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Rachel: Oh, you guys are so great.
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Mona: That is so sweet!
Phoebe: Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that can�t contain my breasts.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
Rachel: Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
Tag: So, whats this about?
ROSS: Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. [goes to the radiator and starts turning the knob] OK, this way is on, so this is. . . [breaks off the knob] off.
Phoebe: I'm so sorry!
Tag: So whose is it?
Ross: He is so weird.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Chandler: So you dont have the cameras?!
PHOEBE: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
(She does so.)
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Bitsy: Thank you, I think so too.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!