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Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)
Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Joey: Also so gay!
Phoebe: Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!
Receptionist: Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you joining from?
Joey: Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Ross: We are four short of a bush-o (pause). God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Monica: Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Phoebe: Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! (raises her hand)
Rachel: What...that scene I saw was so good!
Rachel: Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?
Rachel: So?
Joey: So...I've never played that!
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
Monica: Oh thats so sweet.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, thats the last time Im ever gonna type that line. Its just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Rachel: Really? You think so?
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Helena: So whats your name?
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Woman: I dont think so.
Chandler: So are we friends again?
Chandler: Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom! (makes a screeching sound as he pretends to stomp on the brakes.) Hey-hey good lookin! (honks the beds little horn on the steering wheel.) Varrrrrrrrroom. (notices Rachel and stops) All right, Ill leave. My beds so boring.
Chandler: Well you dont have to sound so surprised.
Rachel: So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Frank: Oh, hes so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour.
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Rachel: So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Ross: (pause) I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part.
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
Ross: So this is your office?
Rachel: You look so beautiful.
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
Joey: Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!
Mrs. Bing: Oh look at you! So handsome!
Phoebe: Yeah, so... They gotta die someday. (Mike's parents walk in) HELLO!
Phoebe: Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you!
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
David: Well thank you so much.
Rachel: Ohh, you're so sweet! (She kicks Katie in the shin.)
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Oh that is so sweet!
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Rachel: (hugging him) So did you read your evaluation yet?
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Phoebe: Oh my God, she's so stupid!
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Monica: This is so huge.
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Rachel: Oh, you guys are so great.
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Mona: That is so sweet!
Phoebe: Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that can�t contain my breasts.
Phoebe: So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
Rachel: Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
Tag: So, whats this about?
ROSS: Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. [goes to the radiator and starts turning the knob] OK, this way is on, so this is. . . [breaks off the knob] off.
Phoebe: I'm so sorry!
Kori: I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.
Tag: So whose is it?
Ross: He is so weird.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Chandler: So you dont have the cameras?!
PHOEBE: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
(She does so.)
Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Bitsy: Thank you, I think so too.
Chandler: Yeah all right, so well hang out.
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Joey: Okay. Sorry about that (Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Phoebe: And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.)
Nancy: So anyway I sent the designs over to Ralph and he's very excited about the line.
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!