words in movies
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Phoebe: That is so smart! (To Chandler, under her breath) Break it off. Break it off now.
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Monica: All right, so I havent cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music.
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Mrs. Geller: So Chandler, youre parents mustve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Mr. Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh, you guys are so made for each other.
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Ross: Okay, so it wasnt uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Chandler: I love you so much.
Rachel: (moves the stool out of the way) Yeah! Ohh, Ive been waitin so long to get on that body!
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Chandler: Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Rachel: Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! (Runs into the living room) Ready! Okay! Gimme an E!
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! Oh, Ive got-Ive got goose bumps. (She holds out her arm.)
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: I don't think so!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
RACHEL: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.
Chandler: So we both finished our vows.
Susan: Hey, its so nice to finally meet you!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Ross: I thought so.
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Rachel: So hi!
Phoebe: Okay so, by melting, you meant melting.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?
Joey: Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.
Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Monica: So, did I hear Poconos?
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!
Ross: So you two are..?
Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...
Charlie: Hi, hi. So.. Dreading this?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Phoebe: Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.
Phoebe: Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Phoebe: I lost a whole year! I cant believe it! This is so unfair!
Ross: I dont think so! Youre just giving me Ruth so youll get to name it when its a boy, and thats when youll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
Ross: Well yeah-yeah the Scottish history is so much more
Rachel: (spinning the bottle) So, Spin the Bottle works like this: I spin the bottle, it lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. (She crawls over to where Gunther is sitting and sees the look of anticipation on Gunthers face and decides not to kiss him.) All right. Who wants to go first?
Joey: I think so.
Chandler: Okay, so he's out of here.
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
Rachel: So.
Rachel: Ok, so sorry.
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
ROSS: I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?
Monica: Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.