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Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Chandler: (smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) "I do".
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
Chandler: Nude... (Ross looks at him)... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Ross: And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?
Ross: Yep, we got it, we got it. (To Charlie) Thank you so much.
Charlie: So, shall we?
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
Chandler: I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. (sighs) I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and... (sighs again and smiles at Ross blissfully).
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Ross: (realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!
Monica: (her hair bigger then before) I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: I don't think so!
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Monica: So, we're just four losers... SUPER!
Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
Mike: So you forfeit?
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Monica: This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...
Ross: So how'd it go?
RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God, I mean it's just so.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Rachel: Im so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Joey: Oh, so youre playing Adrienne, huh?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Helen: (Over the intercom) So you still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Rachel: Oh wow! This is so cool.
Phoebe: Im so glad you could make it.
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Rachel: Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?
Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Joshua: So, all right.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Joey: OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
Rachel: So?
Phoebe: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Monica: This is so much fun!
Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips?
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im so sorry.
Phoebe: Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. (Monica turns and stares at her.) I am so sorry.
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Rachel: Okay. (Writes a little more) I am so hot!
Monica: So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Monica: So the going for help went well?
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Richard: So, you look great.
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
Ross: There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Joey: So Pheebs, do they know about each other?
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Ross: Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik? (They all look at him.) Well, Im a potato or a spud. And these are my antennae. (Points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that hes wearing.) So Sputnik, becomes (Theyre still confused) Spud-nik. Spudnik!
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and its at the perfect angle so you dont get any glare coming of off Stevie.
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Mr. Burgin: So We go eat.
Chandler: I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
Phoebe: No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours!
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
JOEY: Huh? So whaddya think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Rachel: So all we have is ice?
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Phoebe: (starting to cry) Thank you so much.
Joey: All right! So, was it amazing?
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet!
DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been?
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Ross: Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
The Stripper: Yeah, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Phoebe: Well, so do a lot of people.
Phoebe: So, did you pick one yet?