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Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Joey: Thank you so much.
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Chandler: So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Chandler: So, you don't think I'm terminal?
Chandler: Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) So this is Brooklyn.
Monica: Why do you care so much anyway?
Rachel: Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, shes gonna love me.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, yknow? Well pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins.
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Jill: Why are you so jealous of me?
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Phoebe: Whoa!! Thatokay, thats a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. (to Dr. Zane) So, well okay, so is thereis maybe is there something that I can do yknow just to like help make sure I get pregnant?
Chandler: I love you so much.
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Phoebe: Yeah Joey that is so gross!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Larry: Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Kara: So how do you kids like your coffee?
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Ross: So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Rachel: Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Chandler: Well, actually its a hockey team, so its angry Canadians with no teeth.
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
Danny: So you like the short hair better.
Amanda: Oh! Gosh! This is brilliant. Gosh, it's just like old times. I'm so happy you two are friends again!
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.
Phoebe: Oh, its so great to see you feeling like this!
Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesnt stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel wont stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)
Phoebe: Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!
Chandler: Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Rachel: Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Rachel: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.
Ross: Oh Mon, I laughed so hard
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Phoebe: Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! Its so beautiful.
Megan: So uh, whos your photographer?
Rachel: Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow, I mean he used to be just, yknow Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad and now hes hes Jack Geller, dream hunk."
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Chandler: So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Amy: um... listen, I couldn't help but overhear... 'cause I was trying to... Listen, let me do this alright? I really wanna help you guys out, and plus Rachel's been so wonderful to me... (looks at hem pleadingly)
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Ross: Okay, so it wasnt uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
Phoebe: Oh thats so sweet thanks.
Rachel: Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Joey: So, system kinda broke down huh?!
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
Monica: So you had fun, huh?
Ross: Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?
Joey: (whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Chandler: So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?