words in movies
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Joey: Thank you so much.
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Chandler: So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Chandler: So, you don't think I'm terminal?
Chandler: Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Ross: The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.
PHOEBE: Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.
(She can't stay at the end as the couch rounds the turn so she shifts to the back corner of the couch and is at a 90-degree angle to it.)
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: So, uh, wh-where ya from?
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Joey: I know. And shes so sweet. I just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Rachel: Okay, so lets play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!
Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.
Phoebe: So?
Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Janine: I don't think so.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Chandler: Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Phoebe: So, we realize thatOh no (She resets herself) Im telling it! Im telling it (She loses it.)
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that cause shes so passionate?
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Joey: So what are you gonna do?
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Ross: No! Come on letsOne more time! One final push! Ready? 1 2 3! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)
CHANDLER: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.
PHOE: Fun Bobby is so great.
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! (Growls and pulls him into a kiss.)
(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Chandler: I dont think so.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.
Rachel: No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
RACHEL: Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Chandler: Oh thats right. Its your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
Tall Guy: No I dont think so.
RACHEL: Wow, I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.
Phoebe: I wonder where she is. That is so weird.
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Phoebe: Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Joey: Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm (Backs away.)
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Ross: (on the machine) Hey Ross! It's you! I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive! So live everyday to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye! (He hangs up.)
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Ross: (pause) No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this... (she shows her ring) HUGE engagement ring!
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Joey: Not so much.
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Chandler: So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.
Ross: I see. So what do you propose to do?