words in movies
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Joey: Thank you so much.
Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Chandler: So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Chandler: So, you don't think I'm terminal?
Chandler: Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey.
Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.
Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?
Ross: Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?
Joey: So, I don't have to learn what that means?
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: So can we keep this between us?
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Chandler: Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with...
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Chandler: Im so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You shouldve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Sarah: Thank you so much!
Rachel: Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay! (Runs into the living room) Ready! Okay! Gimme an E!
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Charlie: So you'll be ok?
Phoebe: Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Chandler: What is so funny about that? (they realise it wasn't a joke)
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! Oh, Ive got-Ive got goose bumps. (She holds out her arm.)
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Charlie: So, why did you break up?
Phoebe: Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve done that with us there.
Phoebe: Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isnt the play still going.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Chandler: I don't think so!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
RACHEL: [to Monica at the counter] Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.
Chandler: So we both finished our vows.
Susan: Hey, its so nice to finally meet you!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Ross: So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or (in a tender way) did he cry? (the guys look at him) Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?
Ross: I thought so.
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really havent thought about it that much.
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
The Interviewer: But therell be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.
Rachel: Ugh! Look honey yknow what? I havent told him yet, so until I do I dont think I should tell anybody else.
Rachel: So hi!
Phoebe: Okay so, by melting, you meant melting.
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Rachel: So you eh, you talked to Joey?
Joey: Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.
Rachel: Ah... Well, obviously I think so too.
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Monica: So, did I hear Poconos?
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!
Ross: So you two are..?
Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so...
Charlie: Hi, hi. So.. Dreading this?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Phoebe: Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.
Phoebe: Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!
Monica: It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Phoebe: Alright, so that leaves Chandler.
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Phoebe: I lost a whole year! I cant believe it! This is so unfair!
Ross: I dont think so! Youre just giving me Ruth so youll get to name it when its a boy, and thats when youll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said that is just so..
Ross: Well yeah-yeah the Scottish history is so much more
Rachel: (spinning the bottle) So, Spin the Bottle works like this: I spin the bottle, it lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther. (She crawls over to where Gunther is sitting and sees the look of anticipation on Gunthers face and decides not to kiss him.) All right. Who wants to go first?