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(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Chandler: I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Ross: Poor baby, youre so tired. Rach, I didnt propose to you, Joey didnt propose to you, and Chandler didnt propose to you.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Rachel: (walking towards Joey) Joey, it would mean so...
Joey: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet its way better than that classic of yours.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.
Monica: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
Chandler: So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?
Ross: ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
Ross: So, you’re not going to Paris.
Lady: So? What do you think?
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Monica: This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year "me"!
Ross: Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?
Monica: Oh, who cares, they still love me! "I am so excited..."
Robert: Jeez, thank you really that is so nice. But um, to be honest, I dont think I can wear these, theyre so tight, I feel like Im on display. Im sorry.
Phoebe: Well I dont, I dont have a mother so often I forget that other people
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Phoebe: Getting so good at that! (She hops on)
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Rachel: You really think so?
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Joanna: Oh, I know and hes soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Monica: That is so sweet. (they hug)
Ross: I don't think so.
Monica: This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Mike: No more so than acting.
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
Ross: No, I don't think so.
Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Ross: So...
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Charlie: So, shall we?
Phoebe: Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)
Ross: You really think so?
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.
Phoebe: Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Rachel: Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
Monica: Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
Monica: I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
Phoebe: So, you just let her go?
Joey: This is so cool!
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Ross: I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now shes like OLD NEWS!
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
(She does so.)
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?
Ross: Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and hes so cheap, hed never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? (Hands her some envelopes.)
Rachel: I'm so sorry.
Joey: So did you guys make it in time?
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Joey: Yeah. I guess so.
Phoebe: So, I guess this is it.
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
PHOEBE: No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Phoebe: Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out.
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Sally: Hi, I'm Sally. So, no ring. Can I assume you are also a single parent?
Jeannine: (to Monica) All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.
Paul: And anyhow, Im sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I (pause) still look at Lizzie like shes a twelve-year-old girl.
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Phoebe: So youre not homesick yet?
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?