words in movies
(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Chandler: I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Phoebe: Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I would come into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars?
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Chandler: We share a wall! So either hes great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
(Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, but leans so far over she falls out of the chair.)
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: Well, we didnt have freedom here until 1776, either so
JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.
Rachel: Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was yknow, it was like a dollar.
Rachel: So were done then!
Joey: Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?
Phoebe: (jumps in front of Rachel) Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself.
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Monica: Just, I love you so much. Just Its just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Ross: Okay. So we're, we're good?
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Guy: (he reaches into the car and slams his siren on the roof.) So am I!
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! Ill get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Chandler: (terrified) Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!
Chandler: So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Rachel: So, I love you.
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
Joey: So when do we get to meet the guy?
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Monica: I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Joey: Ooh, so close.
Ross: Is that so?
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Rachel: No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.
Monica: So, Chandler, whos on your list?
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Rachel: So. Ross, Ive bugged him about this a million times, hes not gonna change.
Rachel: Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Monica: I think so too.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Phoebe: Oh my God, so do I!
Chandler: I don't think so.
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.
Phoebe: Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienists blouse.
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that its best for Ross, not necessarily whats best for Monica and Chandler.]