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(She starts pushing the power button on the remote, but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.)
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Chandler: I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
Chandler: I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Ross: So uh, where's Monica?
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Monica: So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner.
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Chandler: Yeah all right, so well hang out.
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Joey: Okay. Sorry about that (Mimics that cheek thing he just did.) Uh, so wheres C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Phoebe: And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.)
Nancy: So anyway I sent the designs over to Ralph and he's very excited about the line.
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Joey: All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Rachel: Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
Chandler: Jenny! That is so Jenny!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Phoebe: Okay thats so generous!
[there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it]
Tim: You are so talented.
Ross: Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: Thats our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why dont I justwhy dont I just cover you for a while?
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Phoebe: So, I just came from the company Ursula works for.
Jessica Lockhart: (gasps) That was an accident! And so were you.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
(Mischa does so, and Sergei complements Phoebe, and says it slowly)
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Phoebe: (To Chandler) That is so you!
Eric: So what do you do?
Joey: Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesnt matter.
Joey: So Ross?
Rachel: (looking at the bulletin board with baby pictures) So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?
Rachel: Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?
Joey: So you think Ross too?
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
Janine: So we can go out again?
Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Joey: Ross! So when is it gonna air?
Joey: Thats not so bad.
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Rachel: Not so much.
JOEY: [to Ross] Hey, so how'd it go with Julie? Did you, did you break her heart?
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah try that. (He finishes and looks at her.) So, is that better?
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Chandler: Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?
Ross: (on tape) So we we both wanted to.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Phoebe: Yeah, so do you.
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?
Phoebe: Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Ross: Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so
Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Chandler: So shes a
Ross: So much more.
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here. And I can't wait to start exploring the city!
ROSS: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Ross: Thank you so much for coming back over.
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Will: So what do you, what do you do now?
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
Kim: So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?
Russell: So thats your second marriage in two years.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Thats so sweet. (Takes the flowers.) Would you like to come in and say good-bye? Im sure it would mean a lot to her.
DUNCAN: No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
Joey: Okay, so will you meet with her?
Phoebe: Got cha again, you guys are so easy.
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Phoebe: Yes you can! Sting says so himself!
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Phoebe: (feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so softhello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
Monica: What? So now Im not allowed to fire him?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?