words in movies
Monica: It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.
Monica: Nobody cares about the Dakotas. (Thats true in so many ways, trust me, Ive lived in one and been to the other.)
Phoebe: Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one: regular celery.
Chandler: Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables, Joey?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Chandler: (to Clunkers) It is so good to see you!
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!
Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
Phoebe: Oh, you're so screwed. (Monica goes into the guest room)
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
Charlie: Wow, that's great! So, tell me about the grant!
PHOEBE: So. You two are totally into each other.
DR. BURKE: So, it's great to see ya.
Phoebe: (to Joey): Oh I see, so then, you were lying.
Chandler: So is your apron. Youre wearing it like a cape.
Joey: Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
DR. BURKE: So.
RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at?
CHANDLER: Wow, he looks so normal.
JOEY: Yeah, so.
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
PHOEBE: You are so smitten.
ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.
Ross: Okay. All right. So lets see, lets play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, well kick off.
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
Chandler: Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]
Phoebe: Cause youre still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
Ross: Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney? (Janice makes an agreeing sound.) So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice.
JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
JOEY: So, I guess this is it.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Ross: Im so proud of you.
CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?
PHOE: But you guys came so close.
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Ross: So when do you think youre gonna talk to her?
Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he still in love with her?
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
CHANDLER: Alright, so what's it about?
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Rachel: So, um, did she...
Phoebe: Wow! Thats so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Rachel: Ahh .So Wow The spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
Monica: Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us.
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
MONICA: That is so funny. Let me see that. (throws the ball out the window)
Chandler: Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and Joey just glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich?
Phoebe: Oh, Im so sorry. Um, and maybe Im wrong! I butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more.
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
CHANDLER: That was so lame.
JOEY: So what.
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Joey: Sure. So how long you been... (Goes back to chopping)
JOEY: So where you gettin' it?
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.
RACHEL: Thank you. So are we good?
Phoebe: Im not gonna give you tips! Look dont you see that this-this this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
CHANDLER: So what happened?
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Jake: Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure Im not doing anything Tuesday. (He bends over to open his bag, when he does so his pants slide down his butt revealing a pink lace secret.)
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
ROSS: You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?
Coma Guy: So. I guess I'll see you around.
Mr. Geller: They never did, so if ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave.)
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?