words in movies
Monica: It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose.
Monica: Nobody cares about the Dakotas. (Thats true in so many ways, trust me, Ive lived in one and been to the other.)
Phoebe: Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one: regular celery.
Chandler: Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables, Joey?
Rachel: Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)
Rachel: So were you guys together a long time?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Chandler: (to Clunkers) It is so good to see you!
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Monica: I think so too.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Phoebe: Oh my God, so do I!
Chandler: I don't think so.
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Ross: So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
ROSS: Because it's a special hat. [Chandler looks at Ross funny] See he bought it 'cause he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, ya know. Now Chandler...
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!
CHANDLER: So, uhh, em, you want me to uh, give you a hand with the foosball table?
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.
Phoebe: Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
Chandler: That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienists blouse.
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that its best for Ross, not necessarily whats best for Monica and Chandler.]
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Joey: I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
Phoebe: So? Did you get the annulment?
Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, lets get married! I guess.
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Rachel: Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.
Phoebe: So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing:)
Chandler: So, thats it?
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Chandler: Well yknow, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
Joey: So uh, what are you guys doing?
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Rachel: Look, yknow I know my lifes going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people whove accomplished so many other goals by the time theyre thirty.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from?
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Joey: Yeah, so did I.
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Ross: Whats all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Chandler: So I guess its just uh, you and me then.
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Joey: I like her so much!
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Ross: The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.
PHOEBE: Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.
(She can't stay at the end as the couch rounds the turn so she shifts to the back corner of the couch and is at a 90-degree angle to it.)
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!