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Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
Chandler: Well, I-I still think youre very-very nice and very pretty
Rachel: Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.
Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man! (Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross' shirt pocket.) Still got the egg, huh?
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.
Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.
Monica: How are you still single?!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters.]
Monica: You still have feelings for me dont you?
Chandler: Still broken?
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I'm still working on mine.
(Back in the chapel. The parents are still fighting over the bill. Ross is refereeing.)
Rachel: Yes, but still. They're people with eyes.
Phoebe: Well, just buy the damn boat! (Shes still working her way through her tray of booze.)
Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Ross: (To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)
Joey: Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]
Joey: (frustrated) Still not hot enough!
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
Chandler: Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway.
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Chandler: Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.)
[Scene: Delmonico's. Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine. The waiter comes up to him again.]
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Monica: (still sick) Chandler!
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone.]
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
(Joey throws open his door and stands there still in the Superman costume then slowly makes his way to the bathroom while keeping both eyes on the cage.)
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Chandler: Thats still in there?!
[Scene: The Craps Table, Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around.]
Rachel: (speaking to the person on the phone again) Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
Phoebe: Oh thats right. Youre still set on that?
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?
Joey: I can still hear you!
Ross: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
Monica: Still crying?
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
[Scene: A Street, Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in.]
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Ross: You still love me?
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Ross: Still thinking about it huh?
Phoebe: Still.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Chandler: Im still right here!
Joey: Yes! Yes! You did and youre still yelling at me!
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
Chandler: Die Hard still great!
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]
Joey: (still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken.]
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Monica: He might still show up.
Monica: Because Chandler still has feelings for you!
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
Joey: Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
Joey: Erin! Still here!
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare. (kisses him) Okay, that was about seven seconds.
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Tag: Still no luck.
Monica: You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!